A toilet with facial recognition for your butthole

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/04/07/stanford-scientists-design-a-t.html

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Adult Swim did it in 2014.

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Please tell me this was published on April 1.

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I worry that I rarely reach a level that one could class as an “event”.

Still, band name?

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Do most buttholes have a face on them? I don’t think mine does, but I haven’t checked it for a bit…

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Christ, what an asshole.

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I came here to post that! :slight_smile:

I was also sure that I had posted this to the BBS recently but it must have been somewhere else because I couldn’t find it anymore.

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It’s not just an event, it is a movement.

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facial recognition for your butthole

Truly the 8th wonder of the world.

Or you could spend your time:

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What a superb idea and person.

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Some assholes are easier to identify than others

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Outside of the male leaders of a couple of anglophone countries in the northern hemisphere, I don’t think “facial recognition” is the right term.

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Well, there goes the Ig Nobel for this year.

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I see someone took “Internet of Shit” very very literally. Sigh.

The 9-year old in me does see some humour in a future where analprints are the primary identification method though. Get out of the car, keep your hands up, and bend over, we need to see your identification!

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I believe this is part of a clandestine NASA program to locate the origins of dark matter.

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BBS won’t let me upload the original article because it is over 4 MB, so sci-hub it is.
https://sci-hub.tw/10.1038/s41551-020-0534-9

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