- Who is the target purchasing audience?
- How can this be abused by the purchaser?
(I am thinking it would be an utter nightmare for employee privacy if purchased by company and an absolute goldmine of data to be abused by HR and/or insurance providers. I can see the employer knowing an employee is pregnant before the employee knows, and then denying such knowledge before terminating said employee.)
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April 6th … but yes, the first issues of the journal in April
I thought this was going to be about auto adjusting the stream for a bidet’s different users, not such a lofty health-related use. Disappointed? ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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Kurt (wannabe Twain) Vonnegut Jr.
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“Doc, the hemorrhoid operation was fine, but now my toilet don’t work!”
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I like how the paper has more authors on it than there were volunteers for testing.
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When bidets are an everyday thing, I think USia can maybe think about medical toilets. We are so not ready for this now, though!
Here is my picture of an asshole.
It has constant diarrhea (of the mouth)
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Our cats occasionally leave anonymous butt-prints on the floor. It didn’t occur to me I could identify the insufficiently-fastidious culprit in this fashion.
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Will folks have to wait for a recovery period before their toilet will recognize them after more athletic/stressful undertakings? And how well does the system deal with those who trim or shave now and then?
“Oh, not this arsehole again”
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came for this. left happy.
Does it look like a Clark Nova?
Have you taught it to talk?
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Good question! The only buttholes I really ever get to see clearly are those of pornstars. So I would have no way of knowing what a merely “average” butthole might rate in comparison. We’ve got beauty contests that cover just about every other kink, surely this one will be soon.
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I sense some forgery coming around soon…
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Size doesn’t matter. It’s how you use it.
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Anuses as unique identifiers?
So this is how Rudy Giuliani kept butt-dialing people and leaving incriminating voicemails: his ass was unlocking the Face ID
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There is no part of your privacy that the government won’t intrude upon.
This is exactly what I need for my patent pending Date Blaster 2000, which is a robust cleaning solution for the well weathered Australian arsehole. I’ve been looking into anal recognition technology and this looks like a great back end solution.
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