A woman enters a Texas zoo monkey exhibit and sits right in their pool to feed them Hot Cheetos

Koala. One second your holding a cute ball of gray fluff, next your missing half your face and you have chlamydia.

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Hippo, don’t be fooled by the cute little ears.

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Yup, just a hop, skip and a jump of a few nucleotides away from their dread cousins, the drop bear.
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I got to hold a koala once at a rescue facility in Brisbane. It was really cool, but I remember the moment when it hit me that this was a strong-as-f–k animal. I scritched its back fur while posing for the photo and felt it’s claws clamp on my bare arms. Respect the wild…

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