Accidental (or Incidental) BBS Poetry

[HMSGoose]

Modelling Borges's Library of Babel in Sketchup

My infinity is not sleek and glossy. It is a teratological Julia set made of mahogany with green brass fittings.

don’t put sketchup on ma’hotdogany

[Boundegar]

o.o

wut?

[chgoliz]

In a word: Flossy.

[LearnedCoward]

Price of Marmite, tasty British slime

[telecinese]

If women wrote men the way men write women

A lemon person writing about lime people? Is that something like a blonde person wearing a redhead’s clothes, ie yoga pants?

Source.

[HMSGoose]

He Has A Name You Know

How about: Super-callous, fragile, racist, execrable doofus,

[HMSGoose]

Clinton's camp feared Joe Biden run, worked hard to kill it

My God, though, can you imagine the debates? It would have been like Bjork and Yoko Ono in a Quentin Tarantino movie, long rambling nonsensical dialog interspersed with intense violence, and steadycam wandering around the studio and out into the parking lot. It would have been like Reservoir Dogs: The Election.

[chgoliz]

https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/dickheads-anti-yoga-pants-letter-to-the-editor-sparks-yoga-pants-parade/88100/173?u=chgoliz

Specifically the end:

I grow old, I grow old, I shall wear my yoga pants and fuck you.

[HMSGoose]

Twitter killing Vine video service makes the internet worse

Casanova Frankenstein allows me to craftily stitch a romantic evening tapestry of internet, entirely from crowdsourced artisinal six-second erotic vignettes.

[HMSGoose]

370 economists sign letter slamming Trump for 'magical thinking and conspiracy theories'

information is a whisper in the howling blood-drenched cacophony of Election 2016.

Thanks, @davide405 for pull-quoting this one…

[telecinese]

Things that make you happy

Springtime when the oaks explode in new foliage, so delicate and thin the leaves glow translucent against blue sky and your eyes can’t quite settle on what shade of green they are, just that they’re so green they glow.

So good.

[anon6955837]

Thank you.

[teknocholer]

Woman displeased with service at Subway

Jimmy Johns can suck my dick. If I had one. A real one, I have a bob. Battery Operated Boyfriend

Click link for the original formatting.

[HMSGoose]

A collabo:

NASA's Space Poop Challenge

Rather than making Softer poo, make harder poo Turn'd bricks, bound with glue

[roomwithaview]

Didn’t know this thread existed, thanks!

[nimelennar]

Free e-copy of Sinclair Lewis' "It Can't Happen Here"

I love Sinclair Lewis. I love this book. That is all. Well, for now.

[HMSGoose]

Things I miss: This weekend we had Klondike bars

Nah, was never a fan of the Klondike Bar (in any variety). The shell is too thin to be of much use, and about halfway through the whole thing falls apart under its own weight. The last few bites become an exercise in futility.

Things I miss: This weekend we had Klondike bars

"The shell is too thin to be of much use, and about halfway through the whole thing falls apart under its own weight. The last few bites become an exercise in futility." ~ Werner Herzog, probably

[danegeld]

First look at Blade Runner 2049!

Deckard's programmed dream in wind-blown origami I Olmos caught it

[danegeld]

Hedgehog art Though the Ages

Why hedgehogs and not cats or sloths or other internet favorites? Don't know if hedgehogs sell books …

[system]

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