Originally published at: Ad for liquid bandage stars talking wound | Boing Boing
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I love liquid bandages, but man does that stuff burn like fire when you apply it.
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In the olden days, the old century, we used crazy glue.
1] apply to injury Preparation H [disinfectant & removes swelling]
2] apply the crazy clue to close up the injury
3] Duct tape the injury to protect it from dirt & infection
P.S. Preparation H [works on new tattoos too]
Thank you for listening to my Papasan Talk.
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Is it available in crowd size spray, it would be great to close the wounded mouths of GOP terrorists
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Hey, at least it’s not a bunch of talking loogies.
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the current tendency is to get graphical with the last few yards of one’s intestinal contents
(orange for the orange flavored product + crap, but green, yellow, red? no blue for like menstrual pads?)
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I’ve gotta get a better agent…
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Huh, so David Cronenberg is doing ads again?
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I was excited to learn from the talking wound that they have a new “sensitive” kind that doesn’t hurt.
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What, they couldn’t afford the real Gilbert Gottfried?
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Polysics did it 10 years ago (talking finger cut (~2:30 in), talking tofu, talking flan)
N.B.: avoid that cafeteria
It’ll take more than a bandage for a sucking wound like that.
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Do they warn not to use it on hemorrhoids? Because I’m just imagining A) the talking wound and B) what happens when over applied in that general vicinity… I blame Rob for my mind going there…
I can’t decide if the cuts need teeth, or if each cut in the skin should reveal a hidden eye
In the same ‘vein’ I was wondering about the gender/working class choice for the voice?
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