Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/04/25/adept-ape-uses-instagram-on-sm.html
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Apes have been using Instagram for years.
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So, the question before us is: When the ape becomes a BOFO social media influencer, who gets that sweet sponsorship $$$?
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Dawn of Planet of the Apes
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“Aww, look at the cute hairless freaks. They’re just like us. Wait, is that a snake he’s playing with? NopeNopeNope…”
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And Twitter as well.
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As an ape, I insist on seeing his DNA test. Long form.
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I need that hairy being to teach my mother how to use her iPad.
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I heard his father was an orangutan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq_-EIsrcGw
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Precisely the contrary.
A smartphone is like the monolith from 2001: slippery, mostly featureless black slab, crammed full of advanced technology; but it uses its intense pull over hominid minds to serve them ads rather than to advance their evolution.
We now know how to distract the would-be ape overlords indefinitely.
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