Originally published at: Alcoholic Taco Bell Baja Blast Mountain Dew now exists | Boing Boing
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“Alcoholic Taco Bell Baja Blast Mountain Dew.”
How to tell me we’re in late stage capitalism without telling me we’re in late stage capitalism.
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Call me when it’s Doritos flavored, with electrolytes.
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What do I call you?
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It’s been 36 years since I had a drink, I’m thinking after 50 I may just have a drink but how in the heck will I decide what to drink? Being an alcoholic 36 years ago was easy, just get a fifth and a mixer and blackout. Now it’s like trying to decide what to watch on Netflix.
Faygo had Moonshine, a Mountain Dew knock off, when I was a kid but at some point it was renamed to Moon Mist. It was bottled in Detroit where I grew up. No alcohol of course.
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Downtown Cleveland has a “fancy” Taco Bell that serves alcoholic drinks. They had slurpee style Baja Blast with alcohol in it, it was just as gross and amazing as you’d hope it would be.
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Taco Bell, first they came for your ass now they are coming for your liver.
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I guess adding vodka to 7/11 slushies isn’t good enough for this generation! 5% ha! My slushies would take the paint off your car. Kids these days…
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Most likely ‘the late xian’ if I were to ingest such a concoction.
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I was hoping that this was more than just another hard seltzer.
As a fan of Mt. Dew (particularly Baja) and cocktails, I would love a ricky or mojito made with a diluted syrup base.
Did someone say Faygo?
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Remember, if it’s not from the Baja region of Mexico, it’s only sparkling blast.
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Baja means lower and blast means blast. I think it’s fitting.
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Did not know that connection. You’d think I should being as we’re all from Detroit. Never liked their music or even that type of music but a quick google for the connection suggests they may not be as evil as I give them credit for.
Still dislike their music though.
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Yeah, ICP is a great barometer of how batshit crazy and reality-inverted the past five years have been. They held a rally in DC to protest their designation by the FBI as a gang and it was one of the most peaceful and least insane protests against the government in recent memory. That’s how gross trump is; he made Juggalos look like the good guys.
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If you think this is bad, I was going through a drive-thru at Taco Bell in the past year or two and they were offering a slush that was strawberry Starburst flavored. Not strawberry, because people might not know what that is, but they’re definitely going to know what strawberry Starburst tastes like!
