Originally published at: Doritos to offer new boozy "Nacho Cheese" flavor drink
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Well, we had a great run as a species
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Dorito scientists have been very busy figuring out if they could.
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I don’t get it…
Why not just sell pure 100% “Doritos” powder? Doritos flavored booze, no. Doritos powder chaser after the tequila shot, YES.
Hell, I’m at a loss as why Doritos & Taco Bell don’t sell the Doritos taco shells in the grocery store.
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Yay, a new way for ladies at bars to know which guys to avoid
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as a life-long Doritos lover, i bought a bottle. Should be here in January. I’ll report back.
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I want to get me some.
But, in the meantime how about a nice alternative:
Marion berry flavored vodka (made in Portland)
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The Dorito Dust adds life. Expands consciousness. Habitual users’ eyes become shaded slits of orange within orange, without any white in them at all.
If the Nacho Guild doesn’t carefully regulate access, soon people will be floating in tanks of Dorito Dust gas, folding space and time with their minds.
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" We see the emerging opportunity to ‘snackify’ beverages and ‘drinkify’ snacks as the next frontier in food and beverage convenience,""
– from The Globfather
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surprise!
bought these at Publix recently:
edit: ok, not Doritos co-branded. these are flavored like the hot sauce packets at Taco Bell…
too bad. i think you’re on to something.
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My immediate reaction: “HURK!”
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cool ranch
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Awww…sold out! I really want to try this!
Not so sure about an Old Fashioned, but I can easily see this in a Bloody Mary/Bunny.
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I would think wanting a Doritos flavoured drink would be an obvious sign that you’ve already had enough alcohol. 0_o
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Stories like this make me glad I quit drinking oh so long ago.
But, there’s still cheap vodka and beer available, right?
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