All Cops Are Buttheads

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Southern California Police Department’s Expensive Cybertruck Purchase Has People Pissed

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In a press release issued Tuesday morning, Manchester Police Chief Allen Aldenberg said he takes full responsibility for the officers’ actions, adding that he is confident that they have learned from the incident and won’t repeat their behavior. He did not say what the discipline involved, only that the officers had been “disciplined accordingly.”

They were sternly warned “Next time, get the camera! You idiots allowed them to record you!”

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https://www.sfgate.com/cannabis/article/lapd-cannabis-mri-raid-19789448.php

Officers raided the facility on Oct. 18, 2023, and detained the lone female employee while they searched the business, the lawsuit said. However, they didn’t find a single cannabis plant and only saw a typical medical facility with rooms used for conducting x-rays, ultrasounds, CT scans and MRIs, the owners said.

The officers then released the employee and told her to call a manager, the lawsuit said, while they continued to wander around various rooms of the facility. The plaintiffs say the officers’ behavior was “nothing short of a disorganized circus, with no apparent rules, procedures, or even a hint of coordination.”

At one point, an officer walked into an MRI room, past a sign warning that metal was prohibited inside, with his rifle “dangling… in his right hand, with an unsecured strap,” the lawsuit said. The MRI machine’s magnetic force then allegedly sucked his rifle across the room, pinning it against the machine. MRI machines are tube-shaped scanners that use incredibly strong magnetic fields to create images of the brain, bones, joints and other internal organs.

An officer then allegedly pulled a sealed emergency release button that shut the MRI machine down, deactivating it, evaporating thousands of liters of helium gas and damaging the machine in the process. The officer then grabbed his rifle and left the room, leaving behind a magazine filled with bullets on the office floor, according to the lawsuit.

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Sick and tired of reading that they get to resign instead of being fired. Probably makes a big difference when it comes to benefits…

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All this to the sound of Yakkity Sax - until the saxaphone was also pulled into the MRI field and bent into a steel-and-brass pretzel.

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After Shooting 2 Bystanders On Subway, NYPD Wants The Public To Learn Just How Hard It Is To Shoot People On The Subway

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Can’t steal what’s already been written off as a total loss on at least two balance sheets…

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They paid $153,000 for the truck and customization. I wonder how much their stupid video cost on top of that :roll_eyes:

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The cybertruck is a better deterrent for drug use than anything I ever learned in DARE.

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