An alligator attacks its handler at a child's birthday party

He’s a thrice-divorced tax cheat who apparently isn’t easy to work with and faced a huge backlash from his own countrymen when he wanted to return to Australia without going through the mandatory Covid quarantine after living in L.A. for 20 years… but at least to my knowledge he hasn’t had a string of high-profile incidents involving drunkenly screaming racist, homophobic and antisemitic garbage at anyone within earshot.

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Personally, I believe that that was the first time she was in that situation.

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“I can count the number of times I’ve been attacked by alligators on one hand. And now I have to.”

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crocodile GIF

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I have a button somewhere: “Oh no! Not another learning experience!”

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It’s visible on the deck at 1:20. Looks like a pair of glasses.

(Edit: Yup, glasses that were hanging from his collar, visible at 0:33)

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“We got trouble here!” is surprisingly mild. I’m sure my words would be much more harsh if a 'gator attacked me.

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Ah, yep, good eye. Got to save those expensive shades!

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That man has some serious Dad cred to use when his kids get into their 'god, I hate you, you’re so lame!" phase…

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A child’s birthday party without at least one mauling is considered a dull affair.

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and it’s the only paddling pool for miles and miles and :slight_smile:

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Best birthday party ever!

Can I have a clown getting eaten by an alligator for my birthday party?

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