An analysis of Donald Trump’s election win and the prospects for his presidency

France is bigger than The Netherlands?

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OK, NOW I may be starting to miss Bush.

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And here I was wondering what a busted traffic signal had to do with this…

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I like it a lot, although it can also be read as 'what was red white and blue has become orange", or something similar, which isn’t terribly complimentary or optimistic.

Also, I’m guessing the Dutch aren’t wild about the symbology there.

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Can’t help but also see…

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FTFY:

Edit: “HINKY” also works there

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I just read it. Wow. Gaslight.

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Indeed. It’s happening.

Maybe, hopefully, even a resurgence of protest music.

But right now i think we’re allowed to “rage, rage against the dying of the light”.

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Too long, didn’t read.

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I just saw the local McDonalds is hiring. His jobs plan is working already!!!

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Let me summarise: Fuck!

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I’m going to the local (Portland OR) version.

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That is perhaps the best analysis of the upcoming shitstorm that I have ever read.

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All kidding aside, I’m happy to see that the blanky Mcblankface meme gets the use it deserves.

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I don’t expect any event-sales on porcelain umbrellas. They’re probably controlled by one of Trump’s businesses.

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Possibly worth pointing out that it’s not so much its “tiny gravity” as its aeons-long history of battering countless crappy little bits of rock and ice out of its way

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I’m optimistic.

After all, the sections of the speech dedicated to the planks in his platform "Ein Volk" and "Ein Reich" were delivered unambiguously. I still see a LOT of wiggle-room, where he was much more indirect about "Ein Führer"!

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I’ve always preferred the Blanky McBlankerson format myself.

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Shit. 

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