Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/13/gag-me-with-a-gag-gadget.html
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Hushme
I got nothing…
What do you suppose would happen if James Earl Jones used this device on the “Vader” setting?
I sense a disturbance in the Force.
It’s so stylish and ergonomic, one might just wear it as an accessory, without using the electronics at all!
sound like a howler monkey
I’ll wait until it is in the BB store at 63.725% off
Something tells me this was a prototype parenting device that was about to go the way of the MenSez before marketing got hold of it…
With a cute guy like that a ballgag would be more interesting
Been done before, waaaaaay before https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hush-A-Phone_Corp._v._United_States
I would be afraid of the battery dying just as I needed to say my safe word.
Does it come in wing tip?
The Hushme, for people who feel the need to legitimize wearing their sex toys in public.
I really hope this is a real thing.
They should double as headphones, and have a warming strip for winter, and an expandable battery pack, and a liquid dispensing nozzle in case you get thirsty, and switchable colored accent pieces and… (wait, where was I going with this?)
Yes, but this one comes in industrial green!
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