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Trump’s lawyers want to schedule his trial in DC for April 2026!
This doesn’t strike me as a “speedy trial” but sounds like justice delayed and we know what that represents.
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They want him to skate on all the charges too.
Askin’ ain’t gettin’.
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Turns out grand jury members’ names are made public in GA. Last night or this morning either a politico, lawyer or commentator with wisdom pointed out that shit needs to change yesterday! I mean, how was that ever safe for them?!
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This is GREAT
“Fani Willis’ indictment is the indictment that made donald trump shut up.”
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Hopeful stuff! Fingers crossed that he indeed is “in Trumpian terms, a defeated man.”
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If you’re trying to protect yourself from rightwing political spree killers, you could do worse than getting on Marta, the local train system, because the Venn diagram of Trump hyper-partisans and people who believe they will be murdered on a subway car almost entirely overlaps.
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Also, my wife needed the car for something important.
I kinda fluv him.
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He’s dealing with so many criminal charges now that I almost forgot all the civil trial stuff. He’s like a one-man jobs program for defense attorneys (except that the work is hellish and he never pays his bills).
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Good point. Instead of refuting false claims the downtown Portland is a burnt-out war zone, maybe we should be amplifying them. You know, to maximize the Key & Peele Racist Zombies effect.
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So - no body cavity search?
I guess it would be cruel and unusual punishment for the employees.
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awesome headline
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I can imagine a row of people on the sidewalk with cups and signs:
“Former Trump attorney”
“Former Trump attorney’s attorney”
“Former Trump attorney’s attorney’s attorney”
…
(And those are the ones not in jail.)
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And there’s my Halloween costume!
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The mask is cheap, but they get you on the black goo
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