An orifice-by-orifice census of the objects US emergency room doctors removed from their patients in 2017

They weren’t called the Greatest Generation for nothing.

Using ordinance that could level a house to get your piles in order?

I couldn’t find an emoji for “tearful salute” so this image will have to suffice:

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I guess that approach has some merit for things that taste like shit and make you puke, like shrooms.

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Hell, it killed 'em!

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Well I guess it is now…

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These people are definitely attending crazier parties than I’ve ever been to…

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Not to call bullshit, but parties attended by a bespectacled chimp smoking a pipe are peak crazy.

Hey man, without a base without a trace.

I thought it was just an x-ray of Trump with his head up his ass.

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“SWALLOWED STAPLES BECAUSE ‘ALIENS TOLD HER TO’”

Seems legit.

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Was desperately hoping there would be a list of things like sponges, clamps, clips an other surgical flotsam. Nope.

Aside: Once had an SO that worked at an Emergency Room as a reception person. Let’s just say if you manage to “lose” a tube of toothpaste the wrong way, you’re informally locally famous. Not the squeeze type, mind you; pump.

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