Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/12/28/flared-bases.html
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Million to one shot Doc.
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“PUT PAPERCLIP THROUGH URETHRA AND PUNCTURED THROUGH THE SHAFT OF PENIS”
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I don’t see any head-rectum listings, so I expect 2018 to be much the same as 2017.
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Rectum? Why I hardly even…
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Lets check:
PENIS:
- PIECE OF DOMINO - Either a freakishly small domino piece or a freakishly huge urethra.
- COAXIAL CABLE - That was a wild night at the AV Club!
VAGINA:
- BIKE REFLECTOR - How? What? WHY? BUT HOW!?
ANUS:
- BAG OF ORAL TOBACCO - No longer “oral”.
- TOOTHBRUSH - Molars are difficult to reach, have to be creative. Understandable.
- TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER - Have to charge that toothbrush somewhere!
- 3 AA BATTERIES - Silly, everybody know humans use two 9-volt batteries.
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Cory’s photo appears to show one of the new Donald Trump IUDs. They are reported to be far more uncomfortable than others on the market, but are 100% reliable in preventing implantation. They are allegedly highly effective at preventing impregnation and penetration, as well.
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Eddie Hitler, have you been sleep doodling again?
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Not strictly a bodily orifice, but definitely cringe-worthy:
FOOT:
- KICKED A WALL WITH A TOOTHPICK UNDER HIS TOENAIL
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My step-father has one story about an interesting symposium he attended on foreign objects found in the human body. One example stood out: a toolbox stuck in the rectum of a male patient. What immediately came to my mind was one of those humongous Snap-on rollaway tool storage chests. Obviously – OBVIOUSLY – the toolbox must have been one of those little jobbies kept around by apartment dwellers. Maybe.
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Don’t jobbies usually go in the other direction?
Noun
jobbie (plural jobbies)
(Scotland, slang) Faeces; a piece of excrement.
2008, James Kelman, Kieron Smith, Boy, Penguin, published 2009, page 85:Ye had to watch no to step in mud or a puddle or else in jobby, dogs were aye doing jobbies, or else ye watched for broken glass.
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The batteries one reminds me of the Shining Dragon.
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Hoot mon!
I’m here on the right side of ‘The Big Pond’ (specifically SoCal); here, “jobbies” sort of casually (sometimes softly derisive) refers to “things”.
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Back in the 1990s, I stumbled across this story, about a retired RAF officer, on a now-defunct website called, “I Took The Call.” That was back in the day when you could actually surf from one end of the Internet to the other, and I was researching a curious bit of graffiti I kept seeing around Seattle.
https://people.well.com/user/cynsa/newpiles.html#shell
Yes, a 20 mm shell.
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As the old saying goes: anything is a dildo/buttplug, if you’re brave enough.
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Ahhh the ol’ butt chug…
Is our culture doomed? I ask myself, as I finish putting what is now a full glass of Franzia into my ass.
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Thing pulled out of ass in 2017: 2017.
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I can’t look. Any parasite removal?
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If you ever touched your tongue to the terminals of a 9 volt battery, you can only guess what that would feel like as a suppository. My question is Marbles? Got to think you could pass them, even shooters.
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