Anonymous Trump official: Don't worry, America, us unelected nameless GOP hacks have quietly executed a coup

The right can’t have a serious conversation with itself because of its reality problem. Don’t drag the left into it.

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It’s okay when white people do it. /s

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It’s first day in office…

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shakes tiny fist

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It’s a perfectly good word with a respectful heritage and can’t be blamed for being used by current troglodytes in power.

Also, starting next year, The World Science Fiction Society will be handing out a Lodestar Award each year for best young adult SFF book.

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perfectly-cromulent

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This has Mike McLintock written all over it.

It’s also a lovely song by Canadian recording artist Sarah Harmer.

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That’s not a bug, that’s the primary feature of the Trump administration. No one with actual power wanted him to lead. They just needed a puppet and no one acts like an empty shell with an arm up their ass better than Trump.

The lodestar is what a lodestone points to.

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That looks like a Chesterfield. (Canuck humour for non-Canucks.)

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I’ll have to take your word for it…

Also, if it’s Canadian, it’s ineligible. We need to see it’s long form… proof of production?

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Sadly, most Chesterfields in Canada are not Canadian-made. (UK Chesterfields too I’d imagine.) That “free trade” thing, hurrah!

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In an ideal world, yes. But Polaris in’t exactly true north, and compasses point towards magnetic north, which is even further off.

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One interesting angle: the identity of this official is clearly going to be a newsworthy story. Are the Times’ own reporters now going to have to refrain from pursuing that story given that the editorial board has granted a promise of anonymity, or is it enough that the handful of people at the paper who already know aren’t the ones to share that information with the reporting division?

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I say that it was Professor Plum, in the Library, with the Candlestick.

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Despite being a fictional character, having a speech impediment, and demonstrating pretty severe anger management issues, Donald Duck would be a great alternative to Trump.

  • He’s a military veteran (both Army and Navy!)
  • He knows how to work with both the 1% (Uncle Scrooge, who’s not just the 1% but is the richest duck in the world!) and the 99% (he’s held many different jobs, some of which would have been right at home on Mike Rowe’s show Dirty Jobs.)
  • He stepped up to raise his three nephews after their mother disappeared.
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