Anyone want to buy a full-size Star Wars X-Wing?

Or listed if it comes with an R2 unit?

Give him a hand for that one.

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Would’ve also worked to the tune of King of the Road:

X-Wings for sale or rent
Vrooooms to let, 50 creds
No lasers, no fuel, no droids
I ain’t got no asteroids


I would have it filled with explosives and — making sure it was seen by those on the ground — then have it air-dropped onto Russian mercenary troops. First confusion… then amazement… then the sad affirmation of knowing in their bones that they are fighting for the wrong side.

Two parsecs of pushing doom
Just one pilot… no more room


Me 2!

X Wing fighter for sale, X wing fighter for sale…

That will be in my headspace for awhile.

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