Apple's new iPhones: Xs, Xs Max, and Xr. Pre-orders start Friday. (photos)

Wake me up when Tim throws his money into a pot to defeat trump.

Until then it’s just a goddamned phone.

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So wow, a light-field camera, eh? That’s pretty cool. I still can’t say I’m particularly tempted to upgrade from my current iPhone… 4. Maybe in another few years.

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I know I’m arguing with Apple here and not with you, but literally every straphanging mass transit commuter in the world begs to differ.

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What, no Xr Max?

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I actually prefer a phablet (my current daily driver, a relatively inexpensive LG Stylo 2 Plus, has a 5.7" screen). Even that’s a good deal smaller than a classic Trimline handset, though. Did Apple can the SE due to poor sales, or was that just another in a long series of dick moves by them?

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Ah yes, the three genders. Xs, Xs Max and Xr.

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The first Apple products were sold in Mountain View, now they’re sold by Mountain Dew.

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When people started voting for fascism in their millions, I thought I couldn’t get any angrier, but now you’re telling me Apple has dared to release products?

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It’s pronounced 10 r and 10 s. (Yeah, not a whole lot better.)

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that’s the whole reason I’m leaving Apple. They seem to abandon everything I need/want.

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Man, we’re getting so close to “eXistenZ”.

Face ID = ubiquitous always on camera?

No thanks, Apple. I’ll pass on that.

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Still no telepathic user interface.

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Seriously? Who does a better job? Google support seems to be a Python script. Microsoft is great, as long as you have an enterprise agreement.

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if they wanted it to be pronounced “10R” and “10S” they would name it "10R and “10S”

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Dick move. Yet another.

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It doesn’t really work that way.

And yet the SE is almost identical, outwardly. As was the 5s before it. Who cares if it looks odd? I certainly don’t (and don’t think it does look odd, for that matter). It’s a size that a lot of us prefer. Even as an oldish, fogeyish person with the gradually deteriorating eyesight that comes with age, I much prefer a smaller phone.

Mine is two years old. If my previous phone (iPhone 5) is any indication that means I should get another two years out of it before it starts falling apart. Maybe three if I’m careful… but I tend not to be. I’m hopeful that it will still be available in a couple of years, even if I have to buy it from a carrier. I think that’s likely; my carrier still offers the iPhone 6, which was introduced four years ago.

The new iPhone XR so beautiful

I agree. For years now I’ve called the operating system “OS ex”, not “OS ten”. A failing in me? Maybe, but I’m pretty sure it’s not just me.

Especially when they combine the X with other letters… Should “Xs Max” be pronounced “Tens Maten”

Hm. Now that I’ve said it a few times to myself, maybe it should.

Introducing the new iPhone Tens Maten! Lick it. Go on. Liiiiiiiick iiiiit. What’s that you taste? Success!