Originally published at: Arby's manager accused of peeing into milkshake mix — might have made up to 40 shakes with it | Boing Boing
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Mashup!!!
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Hmmm, Arby’s sells ice cream floats? I haven’t had a coke float since I was a Bobling.
I’d probably make my own rather than pay Arby’s for a blob of aerated fat in watery soda mixed with chomo piss, though
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He said he was working alone in the restaurant that night and that he did it for sexual gratification.
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Truth be told I kind of miss the days when these creeps didn’t record their own nasty activities so the rest of us were able to remain blissfully unaware.
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I’ve filled a 1L bottle before, but 40 shakes is impressive.
Also, if you have to shake it 40 times, you should see a urologist.
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Reminds me of the petty supervillainy from the latest adaptation of The Tick, in which the primary villain built his evil empire on the “Brown Tingle Cola” business:
The Terror: Never told you two poor dumbasses what the secret ingredient is, did I?
Aide: Uh, Garrett’s dead, sir. You killed him at this morning’s meeting.
The Terror: Been putting it in BTC since the very beginning. One drop per bottle.
Aide: You’ve been poisoning it.
The Terror: I’ve been peeing in it.
Aide: Good one, sir.
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but did it bring all the boys to the yard
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Come on, criminals. Learning not to video your crimes seems like it should be the first rule.
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yeah, but reliving sexual gratification is tempting.
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Does it count if the Boys in Blue bring him to the Prison Yard?
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And nobody tasted anything different
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You’re the cream in my coffee…wait, that’s not cream.
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he could teach them, but he’d have to charge
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Thats gonna look bad on his resume
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It’s gonna look like shit.
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Well, yeah, I mean especially the chocolate shakes, but you know, just in general.
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Seems appropriate.
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