Shake Shack manager sues cops who falsely claimed to be served poisoned shakes

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Originally published at: Shake Shack manager sues cops who falsely claimed to be served poisoned shakes | Boing Boing

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My faith in the Po Po falls below the bottom of the barrel.

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A good example of “a lie travels halfway around the world while the truth is still putting its shoes on.” The police union jumped all over the story the night it happened and by morning everyone knew the false narrative, a few days later the details were finally revealed that exonerated the shop but that didn’t get as much press.

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Remember, good citizens, ignore the appearance of systemic corruption, and keep repeating to yourself the approved mantra: It’s just a few bad apples. It’s just a few bad apples. It’s just a few bad apples.

(obviously /s…)

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Oh, please, oh please can this lawsuit be titled “Roe V. Shake”?

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Please remember the original meaning of the term (before the Osmonds flipped the meaning), “One bad apple can spoil the barrel.” One 'Bad Apple' Correct Interpretation | Merriam-Webster

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That’s right, hit 'em where it hurts.
Sue 'em into bankruptcy.

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Meh. Would’ve been better if his name were Stir.

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Joke’s on us all, it’s barrels all the way down…

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Yes, insert Rainier Wolfcastle stand-up meme here.

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Google 40% of police officers

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but that the milkshake machine was not properly drained of cleaning solution before the milkshake mixture was added to it.

Have to say, that sound pretty gross though. It’s not like they completely made it up “to get sympathy” they just jumped to a conclusion (and as usual abused their authority along the way)

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