Area man eats an entire jar of cheese balls in Union Square

“eating an entire jar of one is a difficult task”

I can’t say his experiences and mine are similar at all.

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these things don’t deal with liquid – they shrivel up weirdly when you pour milk or water on them.

it’ll be like when i used to eat a whole bag of gouda in the corner of a coffeeshop fruitlessly applying for jobs:

he’s probably going to get really constipated, feel sad about being constipated, then give birth to something the size of a loaf of bread that has to be chopped into chunks with a butter knife lest it plug the toilet like cement mix over the course of five to 50 minutes

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Why do we need MAGA when this shows that America is truly great already!

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Yes, and he kept them in a seasoned cast iron pot and cut them with a properly sharpened knife.

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I hope you’ve found both new work and new butter knives!

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impressed ron burgundy GIF

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they have yet to put the butter knives behind the counter

#blessed

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If colored powder counts as “cheese”, then “vegan” could actually apply to a product that barely counts as food. :smiley:

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