Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/04/30/area-man-eats-an-entire-jar-of-cheese-balls-in-union-square.html
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Similarly, he told The Independent that he almost hurled.
I bet he didn’t even bother to do any training for this, but I guess that just added to the danger.
Definitely not the strangest thing I’ve witnessed in that park. Probably not even in the top 10.
There’s a DJT joke in here somewhere, and I have complete faith that someone here will rise to the occasion.
orbs are so hot right now
Someone who delivers what they promised. Perfect for these trying times.
Cheeto Mussolini is not amused.
Me, I think Dumpty is full of shit. Really, if anyone was trying to emulate him, that guy was filling up on the wrong fuel.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Cracker Guy did it first.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bellingham/comments/1bmblod/yall_gonna_be_here_i_know_i_will/
Pfft, let’s see him eat a REAL container of those things. The one he was holding was like a sampler size compared to the ones at our local store. Once he works up to those, THEN i’ll have a real contest with him.
I’m sure the crowd’s support warmed his heart,. I hope it makes up for what all those cheese balls do to his digestive tract.
If he were to eat a full container of actual cheese, then I’d be impressed.
Man eating cheese balls.
Man-eating cheese balls.
Dashes can kill!
There’s an xkcd for that
He’s the hero we didn’t know we needed.
Also, probably shouldn’t leave the house for a few days.
Were the cheese balls vegan? And, if so, were they really cheese balls?
Is that green sofa picture a reference to the guy from Toy Story 2, or just a happy coincidence?