Area man eats an entire jar of cheese balls in Union Square

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/04/30/area-man-eats-an-entire-jar-of-cheese-balls-in-union-square.html

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Ben Feldman GIF by Superstore

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Similarly, he told The Independent that he almost hurled.

I bet he didn’t even bother to do any training for this, but I guess that just added to the danger.

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Definitely not the strangest thing I’ve witnessed in that park. Probably not even in the top 10.

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There’s a DJT joke in here somewhere, and I have complete faith that someone here will rise to the occasion.

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orbs are so hot right now

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Someone who delivers what they promised. Perfect for these trying times.

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Cheeto Mussolini is not amused.

Me, I think Dumpty is full of shit. Really, if anyone was trying to emulate him, that guy was filling up on the wrong fuel.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Cracker Guy did it first.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bellingham/comments/1bmblod/yall_gonna_be_here_i_know_i_will/

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Pfft, let’s see him eat a REAL container of those things. The one he was holding was like a sampler size compared to the ones at our local store. Once he works up to those, THEN i’ll have a real contest with him.

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I’m sure the crowd’s support warmed his heart,. I hope it makes up for what all those cheese balls do to his digestive tract.

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If he were to eat a full container of actual cheese, then I’d be impressed.

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“How could something so simple be so delicious?”

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Man eating cheese balls.
Man-eating cheese balls.

Dashes can kill!

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There’s an xkcd for that

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He’s the hero we didn’t know we needed.

Also, probably shouldn’t leave the house for a few days.

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Were the cheese balls vegan? And, if so, were they really cheese balls?

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Awkward Yolo GIF by Adult Swim

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Is that green sofa picture a reference to the guy from Toy Story 2, or just a happy coincidence?

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