Arsonist targets toilet paper at Krogers

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/10/02/arsonist-targets-toilet-paper-at-krogers.html

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So now the writers are just ripping off the plot to Goldfinger?

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2020 never stops giving, does it. /s

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It’s a girl!
[joke stolen from Reddit]

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C’mon guys, Preparation H is for when you’re inflamed, not in flames.

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Maybe there’s a QAnon theory that the virus is spread through toilet paper, since it was predictable that people would rush to buy toilet paper. If there isn’t, there should be.

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Sorta gives potential new meaning to the phrase ‘fire in the hole!’
Ring of fire perhaps?
Hey, I’m on a roll…

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I get it, you’re just trying 2-ply your trade of punster…

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This may be how the world ends: All of the toilet paper hoarded is accidently set on fire and the resulting climate change eliminates all life on this planet.

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If this had happened during the height of the TP shortage at the beginning of the pandemic then it would have set off riots across the state.

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Hot shit for sure! :stuck_out_tongue:

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I know I’m bowled over.

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And undoubtedly flushed with success.
Day bidet things are getting just plain weirder.
I have officially plumbed the depths…

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