Artisinal gin flavored with elephant dung gets you shit-faced

Think of it like a “spice cupboard,” Ansley said.

Nah, that ain’t me.

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43 replies in and nobody’s made the obvious joke?

“Putting the -anal in Artisanal”…

I’ll see myself out.

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Made by artisins? Or is that artisinners?

I think you missed a great chance to work the anal in artisanal into this headline.

It’s not too late.

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Nature is weird sometimes.

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You’re a regular punster.

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Actual elephants, it is not flavored by the shit republicans express.

Artisinal should have been artisanal, that’s how it’s spelled.

Hmm… I wonder if they are going to expand their line with a Kalúha-type liqueur from civet-pooped coffee?

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I was waiting for this. I can stop scrolling now.

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What? No worm? No deal!

That’s a plus, in the whisky world, we call it “single cask”

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