Phase I: “Let’s Get Perverts Out of Our Restrooms!”
Phase II: “Why Does it Smell Like Pee Everywhere?”
America needs a modest solution to its bathroom heebee jeebies. Why not go full “Invisible Hand of the Market” here? Let’s have Pay Restrooms just like they have in Paris, France. Here are the benefits: There will be more public restrooms. They will be cleaner and more private than we are currently accustomed to. Competition will keep prices low enough that now, finally, homeless people will have somewhere decent to relieve themselves (and we can publicly make sure they have the funds to enter). Finally, if I want to use a restroom that I paid for, I can use it any way I want. That’s the American way.
Before you burst a blood vessel, remember that this is “A Modest Proposal.” And I’m not talking about those damned French Robot Toilets. Let’s put some people to work here.
