Assault Trombone

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#23

You know traditional “brass” instruments will get a pass under the assault weapon band…

But try that with a vuvuzela and see everyone freak out.

#24

Are you kidding me, with all those tubas being stolen for banda gangs? And don’t get me started with operation Allegro and Vivace…

#25

Turkeys shmurkeys! Join Vin Deisel in a new action-packed full-frontal aural massacre on the German military in Sergeant York II - Assault Trombone!

#26

Had this been around, there’s no doubt Wagner would have written parts for it in his operas.

#27

V2.0 needs the slide and an auxetophone-powered amplification stage :imp:

#28

OK, maybe it doesn’t shoot bullets, but it would still ruin the movie.

What? Too soon?

#29

Don’t forget the Pyro Trombone!

#30

#31

A weapon to surpass metal gear.

#32

I think I know what to do with the trombone in my closet.

#33

o good, a reason to post this:

#34

Thread needs some Francesca. :slight_smile:

#35

I dunno. I guess you win something by shooting farts at your enemies. But likely not anything you want to bring home.

#36

Assault Trombone…the Pyrobone… is the Trombhowitzer not the next logical step lest our gallant orchestras go out-calibered?

Trombones to the right of them,
Trombones to the left of them,
Trombones in front of them,
volley’d & thunder’d.

w/ apologies to Tennyson

#37

Oh my. A fart blunderbuss!

#38

if only Tchaikovsky would have thought of this before

#39

Looks like the solution scales:

#40

Are those anti-aircraft horns?

Play some Morrisey, that’ll bring em down!

#41

They are indeed. :slight_smile: