Assault Trombone


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/02/15/assault-trombone.html


#2

This is one of those times where the headline and default show full post text come together.


#3

I am only mildly disappointed it didn’t also shoot out flames… What if had some methane in the tank?


#4


#5

More like some cross between a blunderbuss and a sackbut.


#6

Ah, a blunderbutt.

Assault trombones have been done before:


#7

Would this fall under an assault weapons ban?


#8

V1.1 needs a pump-action slide.


#9

Drop that fart blaster and put your hands in the air kid!


#10

I was gonna go with “Blusterbuss”


#11

You mean an assault weapons band


#12

Would be a pain in the ass. Think super soaker but having to pump more to get enough air. It’s certainly doable and practical but I would consider using a small air compressor instead?


#13

Oh, not to prime the tank; I meant to change the tone.


#14

“Brown note.”


#15

Ooooh, i get ya :slight_smile: yes that’d be good to have


#17

#18

And the obligatory


#19

same sounds -


#20

I guarantee you I am one of the few people that got your wonderful joke. Good day!


#21

That’s just what a trombone sounds like.