Assault Trombone

#1

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#2

This is one of those times where the headline and default show full post text come together.

#3

I am only mildly disappointed it didn’t also shoot out flames… What if had some methane in the tank?

#4

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#5

More like some cross between a blunderbuss and a sackbut.

#6

Ah, a blunderbutt.

Assault trombones have been done before:

#7

Would this fall under an assault weapons ban?

#8

V1.1 needs a pump-action slide.

#9

Drop that fart blaster and put your hands in the air kid!

#10

I was gonna go with “Blusterbuss”

#11

You mean an assault weapons band…

#12

Would be a pain in the ass. Think super soaker but having to pump more to get enough air. It’s certainly doable and practical but I would consider using a small air compressor instead?

#13

Oh, not to prime the tank; I meant to change the tone.

#14

“Brown note.”

#15

Ooooh, i get ya :slight_smile: yes that’d be good to have

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#18

And the obligatory

#19

same sounds -

#20

I guarantee you I am one of the few people that got your wonderful joke. Good day!

#21

That’s just what a trombone sounds like.