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This is one of those times where the headline and default show full post text come together.
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I am only mildly disappointed it didn’t also shoot out flames… What if had some methane in the tank?
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More like some cross between a blunderbuss and a sackbut.
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Ah, a blunderbutt.
Assault trombones have been done before:
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Would this fall under an assault weapons ban?
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V1.1 needs a pump-action slide.
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Drop that fart blaster and put your hands in the air kid!
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I was gonna go with “Blusterbuss”
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You mean an assault weapons band…
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Would be a pain in the ass. Think super soaker but having to pump more to get enough air. It’s certainly doable and practical but I would consider using a small air compressor instead?
Oh, not to prime the tank; I meant to change the tone.
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“Brown note.”
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Ooooh, i get ya 
yes that’d be good to have
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And the obligatory
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same sounds -
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I guarantee you I am one of the few people that got your wonderful joke. Good day!
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That’s just what a trombone sounds like.
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