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In before the thread descends into comparisons of miniature asses.
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Inb4 “actually, miniaturizing donkeys is incredibly cruel and they spend their lives wracked with unremitting physical and spiritual agony”
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perfect name? I think “Assette” would have been funner and more accurate…
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Marcus Pendleton: [after Patty asks what assets are] Little female donkeys
Hot Millions (1968)
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There’s also the Spanish-language edition Burrito.
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Previously:
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How do I subscribe?!?!
I was having a discussion with a child about whether they could life a horse and did some googling to find out that the smallest miniaturized horses’ babies might weigh as little as 20 lbs. So yeah, you can lift a horse.
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This feels like a parody, specifically a mid-'90s joke about zines with niche appeal and cute names.
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“American Bitch. The dog magazine for women and their dogs. It’s a focus on the issues of the lesbian pure bred dog owner.”
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