I love the panic in his voice.
LOL. People in hell want ice water.
The fact that they got in is horrifying and all that. But what I really wanna know is how they got out.
They will tie him to a chair and force feed him through a tube first.
The same way: walking past a bunch of complicit Capitol police officers, who even helped them flush tear gas from their eyes and walked them down the steps.
I suspect PA will not impeach and remove, or whatever the equivalent there is. So arrest and prosecute. Let him try to hold office from federal prison.
I make the odds 50/50 between
- He just eats the food (and already is), and
- They send an officer to Whole Foods to shop for him
Not sure if this has been covered elsewhere but one more potential casualty from the Republicans’ actions last week is 75-year-old Democratic Congresswoman Watson Coleman, who believes she was exposed to Covid-19 while being forced to shelter from the mob with Republican colleagues who refuse to wear masks or take other basic precautions against spreading the virus.
Or, long term, hire a teenager to fire off social media burns to every bad-faith talking point. That way, your team has responded to the point but without giving a ludicrous assertion any oxygen.
Probably. But that is what they do for people on hunger strikes.
He’s playing a buffalo, let him eat grass.
He’s not wrong, except he seems to have forgotten helicopter gunships.
I got that reference. And it pretty much works for me.
Very tangential, if only because this is a White House stooge resigning, but not because of the coup attempt:
And of course, not actually resigning, because you can’t resign a post you never legally occupied.
Shit I’m going to resign as head of the DHS. Will Reuters interview me?
I’m resigning right now!
Lionel Hutz. at your service.
Points for honesty? I’m guessing the defense strategy is going to be “plead guilty and grovel and beg for mercy.”
I love that the part he really hemmed over was whether it was called a lectern or a podium.
He’s definitely concerned about how the BBS is going to take his remarks.