Awful Song Thread!

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Is this in the right thread? Yeah. It’s not up to her later stuff, at all:

But I love Tori… love her.

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Wow. Not even on my radar in 88. I like a lot of her post 90 stuff. Was it all this cringe-worthy back then?

Do you mean all music, or just Tori’s early stuff? :wink:

It was just one album, it was a commercial flop, and didn’t really represent her voice - she never liked it, I think. This came right before Little Earthquakes, which is miles away a better album and is clearly much more Tori and much less the label. I suspect the label was trying to capitalize off stuff like the video right above (which is strangely what reminded me of Y Kant Tori Read).

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Agreed, there was quite a bit of good music during that time period, but those weren’t exemplary. :slight_smile:

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wow technopop tori amos… that’s ummm interesting.

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I know… it’s so… un-Tori like.

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she really seems to umm love that piano in the video though.

She loves her piano in all her videos where she plays it… Are you unfamiliar with Tori?

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I have,(had, do I still have it? i will have to check) Under The Pink. But I honestly have never seen a video till now and never went to a show. Am I showing my age if I first thought that it was Kate Bush when I heard her on the radio?

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Oh, she’s kind of big on theatrics on the piano… Here, MTV unplugged:

You know what I want… I want to see Tori, Kate Bush, Amanda Palmer and Regina Spektor all go on tour together. 4 ladies, one piano! But they all have to play covers of the other’s songs. I’d pay mad money for that show.

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You forgot Bjork.

(Kate Bush follows, had the misfortune of getting this one stuck in my head for a few months about a decade ago.)

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No, I have a very specific idea in mind - Kate, Tori, AFP, and Regina - they all play piano, and they go on tour, play each others songs, and they have to travel place to place in a VW bug, while their one big grand piano gets carted around in some posh truck.

I have thought long and hard about this. Bjork gets her own tour. Cause Bjork…

Also, KATE SHOULD NOT BE IN THE AWFUL SONG THREAD, YOU HERETIC!!! KATE IS A GODDESS!!!

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Ok, but I get a pass on this song, surely?

(I won’t be offended if you say I’m a stupid man and how can you expect me to ‘get it’ anyway.)

ETA Aw shucks

Hm…

But you’re not a stupid man… Not in the least.

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FTFY, since she seems to be happiest when sandwiched between two pianos!

(A 3-way with some Stein-ways?..I’ll show myself out.)

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That also belongs in the awesome songs thread…

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Well between hearing it recently on Crayons to Perfume and @jlw posting about Get Smart today.
This is one of those that is both awful and awesome at the same time.

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Oh internet rabbit hole how you amuse me.
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