Good lord. Where do you shop?
911 is a Joke ā¦ by Duran Duran
Oh! How the Fuck does that happen?
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I must be getting too good at avoidance / denial. I know Iāve heard something truly awful in the past, but it never seems to come to the surface when I want to post to this thread.
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Meijer, primarily, home of terrible piped music. When I go to Hillerās (local, Michigan chain) the song selection is invariably 80ās, but not irritatingly so.
In that case, Iām happy to have whatever āHis name is aliveā karma from the other thread. Also, am sorry for the shopping music.
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Ha, those guys are from down the road from here. Remember their record āLivoniaā? Thatās where they grew up.
Your condolences are appreciated. Pay less for food at the cost of aural torture. 
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Hey, itās gettinā close to that Holiday Shoppinā Season. When this comes on (and it does, every goddamned time I set foot in any gift emporium anytime between Armistice Day and Twelfth Night), I will set down my parcels (no matter how many nor how hard-won from the grasping fingers of fellow shoppers), step out of line (no matter how near I am to the front), and bust my neck to get out of that goddamned store before the eighth synth note hits
Sure, there are objectively worse songs (or so I am assured), but nothing drives me up a tree and out where the buses donāt run faster than this song.
I would much, much, much rather listen to this all day:
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Required cross-post. I really, really, detest this song.
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Rest assured, you are not alone.
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Dat screen cap. D-:
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My son is in love with āblame it on the boogieā ā¦ so I happened upon this crime
Pretty much everything related to Stock Aitken Waterman could go in this thread.
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For some reason, looking at this thread today made me flash back to the two songs I Could.Not.Stand in the 1970s. I doubt Iāve ever heard either all the way through, thatās how strongly they affect me.
Hereās one (the other is Claptonās āI Shot the Sheriffāā¦Iām sure Iām the only person on the planet who thinks itās awful so I wonāt link to it on this thread):
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I think that picking songs with football players singing is cheating but Iāll make a special exception for this.
Why did Lindisfarne agree to this?
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One of my favorite movie scenes, despite how anxious it makes me.
Sorry, Handsome Dick:
One of the rare cases where a cover is much better than the original
I hate being off topic, so letās let miley cyrus entertain us
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The song that killed the live broadcast of TFI Friday at 6pm (swearing warning)
Shaun Ryder is still banned from live appearences on Channel 4 over 15 years later
