Awkward metal band photos


#1

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#3

Clicking on the photo should play an mp3 of the band’s favorite song they performed. :slight_smile:


#4

This will really impress the ladies.


#5

As adorable as they are, those photos aren’t all metal. I detected some glam, and even a few New Romantics.


#6

Wait, I think they mixed in some Glam in their Metal:


#7

There is a more concise term for “Awkward metal band photo.”

It’s “Metal band photo.”


#8

No freaking way this is real band.

It had to be staged for an Onion article. That’s my theory and I’m stickin’ to it.


#9

This one is not that bad

Oh wait, this is the ‘I’m waisting my time and clicking trough the next link on that site’.


#10

I wish I could corroborate that for you.


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#12

this one

made me think of this


#13

At center is Mark Dow, of Helsott. He’s not me, but I really hope to be mistaken for him some day. \m/ \m/

[Edit: This is how it will go down. Phone call, meet at a dive bar. “Dude, what the hell happened!? You look like shit.” Here I launch into an epic air guitar riff, gesticulating wildly. I’m practicing in my bathroom every day until I get some satisfaction.]


#14

Is that Julian Lennon in that photo?


#15

I found these photos legitimately inspiring. I can tell they’re awkward as hell, and they surely know how the world will judge them, but they’re going for it anyway. Well done, dudes.


#16

All I see is pure awesomeness.

Rock on, my friends. Rock on.


#17

It’s as if Journey and KISS had a baby.


#18

Oh, 80’s. You ended too soon.


#19

Maybe the doll was a last minute substitution after the model pulled out.


#20

I am sure I saw Lionel Richie in another one.