Awkward metal band photos

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Clicking on the photo should play an mp3 of the band’s favorite song they performed. :slight_smile:

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This will really impress the ladies.

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As adorable as they are, those photos aren’t all metal. I detected some glam, and even a few New Romantics.

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Wait, I think they mixed in some Glam in their Metal:

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There is a more concise term for “Awkward metal band photo.”

It’s “Metal band photo.”

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No freaking way this is real band.

It had to be staged for an Onion article. That’s my theory and I’m stickin’ to it.

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This one is not that bad

Oh wait, this is the ‘I’m waisting my time and clicking trough the next link on that site’.

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I wish I could corroborate that for you.

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this one

made me think of this

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At center is Mark Dow, of Helsott. He’s not me, but I really hope to be mistaken for him some day. \m/ \m/

[Edit: This is how it will go down. Phone call, meet at a dive bar. “Dude, what the hell happened!? You look like shit.” Here I launch into an epic air guitar riff, gesticulating wildly. I’m practicing in my bathroom every day until I get some satisfaction.]

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Is that Julian Lennon in that photo?

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I found these photos legitimately inspiring. I can tell they’re awkward as hell, and they surely know how the world will judge them, but they’re going for it anyway. Well done, dudes.

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All I see is pure awesomeness.

Rock on, my friends. Rock on.

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It’s as if Journey and KISS had a baby.

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Oh, 80’s. You ended too soon.

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Maybe the doll was a last minute substitution after the model pulled out.

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I am sure I saw Lionel Richie in another one.

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