Axe-wielding man injures 4 diners at 3 Chinese restaurants on same street in New Zealand

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is this the part where we start talking about good guys with an axe?

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Too soon, dude.

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ok then…

Come on, that’s not even Chinese food!

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Getting in before the assault weapons apologists.

The reporters can’t tell the difference between an axe, a maul, a hatchet or a tomahawk.

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“He was found with his alleged axe”-is it an axe or not?

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shouldn’t it be “the alleged he was allegedly found with an alleged axe that was allegedly his” just to be safe?

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You do not want to be called a gentleman here.

Gentleman - derogatory, usually a jerk

This gentleman is far worse than a jerk though.

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Every time I read a story like this about someone using a knife or an ax in an attack, I have two thoughts
I feel terrible for the victims. Their lives will never be the same. I also feel for the witnesses.
And then I feel relief. Because if this person had a gun like the mass killers in the United States, there wouldn’t be four wounded. There would be many dead and many more wounded

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Oh ok, lets dim the lightbulb a little more- clearly he was a traveling lo-mein chef that was just really bad at his craft… smh.

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He didn’t happen to own the 4th Chinese restaurant on that street, did he?

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