Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/01/15/watch-this-guy-calmly-eat-his.html
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Normal late Friday night, the kebabs don’t have to be good, they just have to be available after leaving the pub. Not much bystander effect when comfort* food is available.
*well something to soak up the beer.
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what is taoism? i honestly don’t know and the wikipedia article left me with more questions than answers.
i was raised catholic, we didn’t learn no satanic chants meditation… and I… accept this? Am I doing it right?
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I think he’s too busy reading this post
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Just sitting here eatin my kebabs.
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Not his circus, not his monkeys.
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I bet it is a really good Kebab
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Reminds me of a time in Toronto I was at a late night cafe and some drunk girls came in wanting a salad, and this older Italian lady said they were closing soon and didn’t have any, and they whined so she eventually made them a salad. And then they didnt want to pay and there was yelling and pushing and “I know your parents!” being said before they were locked out of the cafe.
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Based on my extensive familiarity with Guy Ritchie movies, I know that this gentleman is so calm because he could easily incapacitate everyone in this shop using nothing but his scarf and a small plastic spoon. He will, however, remain neutral until and unless someone lands on his kebab.
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Hrm… the only real way to tell is if the video didn’t cut off before the still frame and a street name flashes on the screen.
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Must have been a football dispute.
Nothing stands between me and my Kebabs, nothing.
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He didn’t even bother filming it! What sorcery is this?
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Once you go kebabs, you never go back. FACT!
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Prolly listening to The Memory Palace podcast. Or something equally nice and soothing and optimistic about the human spirit.
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That dude looks like he could drop any one of them with a finger. I think he’s a double-o agent.
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Damned fine kebabs, and HOT!
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As a wise man once said;
“ If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,…
…Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And - which is more - you’ll be a Man my son!”
There does appear to be only one man in a room otherwise full of primary school children.
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See if you can get hold of a copy of this:
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With all due respect, you might be thinking way too much about this. Taoism, in the present context, is a poorly-placed tag by whoever at BB put the post elements together. Do some taoists meditate? Yeah. But some also do this:
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