Badass Dragon Scavengers of the Void - Round 1 - Milk Run

This suit doesn’t seem very strong, but it has pink stripes. That means it’s fast. “Zoom! Zoom! Zoooooooooom!” And everyone will know that I’m a princess. Maybe I should wear my princess dress on the outside…just to be sure. I like this ship. I saw a real space moose down on deck 9. I’ve never seen a space moose before.

This suit itches though. It itches all over. What’s that?

THERE’S A BUG INSIDE MY SUIT! THERE’S A BUG, A BUG, A BUG IS INSIDE MY SUIT! AHHHHHHHHH! HELP! HELP! HELP! [struggling to get the helmet off] A BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG! [The helmet finally comes off and a massive Dagonian Hissing Cockroach falls to the floor].

Stupid bug. So gross!

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