> nagbot 0xe6e43ba8468364dfaede9645c3381fec222cdc8c
TIME REMAINING : 1d 2h 50m
SUBMISSION DEADLINE: 2017-03-05 18:00:00 -0500
@othermichael @sealion @critter @glutnix @donald_petersen
“Halloooooooo! Look, I don’t want to be a pain in the waste orifice, but time’s running out and idle fees can be deadly.”
You got your nag in this morning already. Tone it down, Kass.
> iotrap.othermichael: 0x8f6f01c712c011d8fb3a105ea51dff5fba4d88eb
“Roger that, othermichael! Your orders now on file for this round are:”
✔ mission 4Still, you’ll be glad to have me along. Even Foolish Yellow-Quadrafingers* know this!
* currently at war in the Goering-Sector with the Hell-Rabbitoids over quasi-religious issues of dominance and primogeniture.
@newlimited - Mr. T. Rump! I’ll thank you to leave your cravat unencumbered by adhesived-cellophanes, if you please!!!
Tip of the top-hat to @critter from here
It looks good on you, though.
klik-fzzt
“Hold it right there. Holy half-hung Herpeton, who are you and what in the name of all that is vomitous happened to you?”
“Dispatch, this is Scavenger Tex Ass, callsign Tea, reporting from duty and standing by for fresh orders.”
“Copy that, Skullbucket Ass-Tea, you’re covered in doody and you need fresh drawers.”
“Negative! Well, affirmative, but that’s beside the point! Open the airlock for transfer.”
“Negatory, Ass-Tea, decontam is down and I’m afraid cold hard vacuum is all that stands between the star-shit covering your suit and our own battle-hardened nostrils, so you’re gonna have to suck it up and transfer at the aft solid-waste refinery dock.”
“Hey! That’s not even–”
“Next!”
“Great. Just great. Brown gut-gravy plugging the new holes in my suit, and nothing to show for it but 118 cans of Blue Raspberry ICEE syrup. Or whatever.”
fzzt-klik
“Boss, sometimes even I roll snake-eyes.”
“Can I buy my way outta this yet?”
“Nawp. Not until they let you anywhere near the cashier kiosk. Try wafting over near the afterburners, maybe they can sear the shit off ya. But not too close.”
“Ain’t the engines shot?”
“Yeah, but not quite cold yet.”
“Why bother, Jones? This suit’s falling apart faster than my dignity.”
“Chin up, Boss. You got some scratch to spare. Let’s get you some exo-armor and send you out. Just don’t always be so eager to go charging up where the sun don’t shine. Or any other orifice where you haven’t been invited.”
“Sigh. Okay. Send me on Mission 4.”
“Boss, what about the caustic fumes?”
“My nostrils may never be able to smell again anyway. Couldn’t be worse than what I’ve already been through.”
“You’re breakin’ my heart, Tex. Let me get you a little treat as a bonus. Maybe some GLO will cheer you up.”
@Kassandra
BUY Powered_Exoskeleton
BUY Cool_Decal
MISSION 4
END
> iotrap.donald_petersen: 0x87c6d1a4903c281e9571d4f967ac4cb78bbf3445
“Roger that, donald_petersen! Your orders now on file for this round are:”
✔ buy powered_exoskeleton
✔ buy cool_decal
✔ mission 4@Kassandra
SUBMIT
MISSION 4
END
> iotrap.sealion: 0x53dd9149c785cbd069244d273611ffa26d4a7cec
“Roger that, sealion! Your orders now on file for this round are:”
✖ submit
[ERR] Alas, but I have no way to parse 'submit' as a command. :(
✔ mission 4Oh, If that’s something you want to learn, I can teach you how to submit.
Digger is digger does, I’m, in sorry I’ve been just sitting in this corner, but… I, I, … It’ll be better soon. I promise.
Or will all be dead.
MISSION 5
End
> iotrap.critter: 0xf1a50dc81fbe26351ee8333d05574939eb47ba2e
“Roger that, critter! Your orders now on file for this round are:”
✔ mission 5@Kassandra
MISSION 3
END
“We cant lollygag any longer, Browf! Let’s just go help out where we can. And maybe pick up some sweet loot while we can. It is of course, the Charybdian way.”
“Dont talk to me about those airlock-to-airlock toroidal-scheme salesmen… My aunt did it for a while…”
> iotrap.glutnix: 0x163e7677bf9bed15cc9bafc0b4f526772766b778
“Roger that, glutnix! Your orders now on file for this round are:”
✔ mission 3“Boy oh boy, can’t wait to fire up Infinite Fun Space again. Baseline reality is so tame.”
CURRENT STATUS: HIBERNATION
ORDER PROCESSING: OFFLINE
INCARNATION: 0xe2694842a64e6c60b420532d45b903038931d39f
@codinghorror Please close this thread at your convenience. Thanks!
