Badass Dragon Scavengers of the Void - Round 8 - Strangeways, Here We Come

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SuitPal 9000: [PING! Feed/channelsss Pr1nc355 R3mmmmmmmBR@nnnndt xxxxxxxpp33-33-R333-N-Sing! Sing! SING! INTEREFERENCE/NUISANCE/ANNOYANCE Eye-Are-Ell. [1. newjobinanewtown. 2.not surewhichendisup. KLAXON. space-time gravity reminder: Reminder: sp[acetimegrrravity. 3. no3whatdoyoumean3ididntstusdy3yousaid3wouldnotbeonthetest.] ThxNagbotGeeYoureASwellNagbot. Entering (Fitful) Sleep Mode…]

QK: “Radio Free Coleridge will be back after this message from our sponsor…Hey, what does this switch do?”

@Kassandra SUBMIT
USE GREEN Targeting_Algorthm
BUY Chemistry_Set
BUY Eagle_Wing
MISSION 2
END

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  > iotrap.dreamboatskanky: 0x3e4cc39b22bb058727f977dd85ea3eaee3f5d388

“Roger that, dreamboatskanky! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ use green targeting_algorthm
✔ buy chemistry_set
✔ buy eagle_wing
✔ mission 2
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(@gwwar can ignore that nag - orders are on file, just not actually in a file until now.)

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I DON’T SEE WHY NOT, HAVE YOU TRIED HARDER? #SAD

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@Kassandra SUBMIT
USE GOLD
BUY Eagle_Wing
MISSION 3
MISSION 3
END

FOR GLORY!
FOR EYES!
FOR WHISKERS!

Regards,
Tater Farmer

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  > iotrap.steampunkbanana: 0x5d291bb5adec06023a67eebf71faf637087db84c

“Roger that, steampunkbanana! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ use gold 
✔ buy eagle_wing
✔ mission 3
✔ mission 3
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@Kassandra submit
pay 31 bizmail_public
trade mass_spectrometer bizmail_public
buy repair_kit
mission 3
mission 3
end

Go to college, they said, become a scholar… why do I still feel so unfulfilled? Is it because this capitalist society suddenly decided not to value the work of scholars? This is eel crap… why contribute to society at all? I’m stuck in the treadmill now. Oh, what a mess I’ve made of my life.

I borrowed a mass spectrometer. I thought it would bring me joy, instead it made me BLUE. I also borrowed the money to buy my own mass spec, but forgot to actually do it. Typical. Why am I so pathetic? Not that I would have been able to repay the loan anyway.

I was looking for a job, and then I found a job… and heaven knows I’m miserable now.

I’m just going to sit by myself with this walkman I found under the floorboards.

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  > iotrap.penguinchris: 0x097c1cd2c3637137b66d95ce4a821bb74333db53

“Roger that, penguinchris! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ pay 31 bizmail_public
✔ trade mass_spectrometer bizmail_public
✔ buy repair_kit
✔ mission 3
✔ mission 3
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QK: “Hey, I think this thing is broke.”

Tap-tap-tap.

QK: “Man, this isn’t working out at all. SuitPal, play PolyCorp Self-Motivation and Self-Realization Series 1.”

SP9K: “Series 1: If anything here is broke, YOU broke it. Including YOU.”

QK: “Sssigh. I was like that when I got here.”

@Kassandra SUBMIT
USE GREEN Targeting_Algorthm
BUY Chemistry_Set
BUY Swan_Wing
MISSION 2
END

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  > iotrap.dreamboatskanky: 0x2261fa3103e040e17631635c5b5ce1801a0432e3

use green targeting_algorthm
buy chemistry_set
buy eagle_wing
mission 2

“Roger that, dreamboatskanky - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”

✔ use green targeting_algorthm
✔ buy chemistry_set
✔ buy swan_wing
✔ mission 2
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In a spaceport town that they forgot to close down come armageddon​, come armageddon , come…

Panic in the bay of medicine, Panic in the halls of engineers, Hang the pilot, hang the pilot, hang the pilot,

Warden in a coma I know, I know it’s serious,

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking, when I said
I’d like to smash every tooth in your head
Oh… sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said
By rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed

Totally nothing a murderbot would sing…Can I buy you a drink before the next sortie?

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So for once in my life
let me get what I want
Lord knows it would be the first time

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> nagbot 0x1ec17fef56e77ba1b6df7d5a11ebd8c33be7fd18

    TIME REMAINING     : 0d 15h 56m
    SUBMISSION DEADLINE: 2017-03-12 19:00:00 -0400

@othermichael @glutnix @donald_petersen

“Yoohooooo! You planning on coming along?”

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“Damn straight I am, Kass, you artifice standing in for intelligence. Fortune and Glory is the Space Lizard way. I may never make it back to Herpeton VI, but I’m gonna make a hell of an impact one way or another.”

@Kassandra
DONATE RED to the Coleridge Repair Facility
BUY repair_kit
BUY repair_kit
BUY repair_kit
BUY repair_kit
BUY swan_wing
MISSION 3
MISSION 3
MISSION 3
END

Let me see… For donating my RED to the Coleridge I believe I am due 200Ʉ and a couple dollops of fresh-squeezed GLO. Add that and the 11Ʉ that @newliminted Mini-Digits is giving me for some reason to my existing 116Ʉ and I have 327Ʉ to spend. Four repair kits at 60Ʉ apiece and three swings at Mission 3 use up 270Ʉ, and a Swan Wing brings it up to 315Ʉ, leaving me with 12Ʉ left over, and a reasonably healthy 90HP. Are my calculations sound?

I’m gonna give this critter eyepatches to match my own.

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  > iotrap.donald_petersen: 0x9b6970674e2f8abe362008e94a2892fab9ce0b36

“Roger that, donald_petersen! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✖ donate red to the coleridge repair facility
   [ERR] Alas, but I have no way to parse 'donate red to the coleridge repair facility' as a command. :(
✔ buy repair_kit
✔ buy repair_kit
✔ buy repair_kit
✔ buy repair_kit
✔ buy swan_wing
✔ mission 3
✔ mission 3
✔ mission 3
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“Glory be and the saints be praised. We’ve got a live one! Tex, you can raise the stakes and confound my expectations whenever you please. At this rate, we just might make it out of here.”

[Kassandra beckons a few unsettled scutters who take reluctant custody of the RED. As you watch, the glob is ferried directly to the Repair Bay and applied to the core processors. Everything glows an unholy shade for a brief moment before things return to normal. The actuators pulse in an unsettling manner. (+200Ʉ, GLO+2)]

DSV_Coleridge damage report (updated):

Main Power: Online
Replicators: Online
Fabricators: Online, PARTIALLY DAMAGED
Repair Bay: Online, PARTIALLY ENHANCED
Long Range Sensors: Online
Engines: Online, DAMAGED
Life Support: Online
Ship's Head:  Online
Gunnery: Online, PARTIALLY DAMAGED
---
Primary Coleridge Persona:  RECOMPILING

Repair_Kits are now more efficient

 60Ʉ Repair_Kit (HP+20) =>    45Ʉ Repair_Kit (HP+20)
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@Kassandra SUBMIT
USE GREEN Rad_Shielding 103
BUY Armor_Plates
PAY 1 wisconsinplatt
PAY 1 rkt88dmo
pay 1 glutnix
MISSION 1
END

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  > iotrap.bizmail_public: 0x8e6aca010ae973f7eef8a3f8dde674515f05aa17

use green rad_shielding 98
buy armor_plates
pay 1 wisconsinplatt
pay 1 rkt88edmo
pay 1 glutnix
mission 3
mission 3

“Roger that, bizmail_public - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”

✔ use	green	rad_shielding	103
✔ buy	armor_plates	
✔ pay	1 wisconsinplatt	
✖ pay	1 rkt88dmo	
   [ERR] Player 'rkt88dmo' does not appear to exist in this reality. :(
✔ pay	1 glutnix	
✔ mission	1
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@Kassandra SUBMIT
USE GREEN Rad_Shielding 103
BUY Armor_Plates
PAY 1 wisconsinplatt
PAY 1 rkt88edmo
Pay 1 glutnix
MISSION 1
END

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  > iotrap.bizmail_public: 0x14d98a80df36e9e33fa4501b7a80d468da6b3550

use green rad_shielding 103
buy armor_plates
pay 1 wisconsinplatt
pay 1 rkt88dmo
pay 1 glutnix
mission 1

“Roger that, bizmail_public - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”

✔ use	green	rad_shielding	103
✔ buy	armor_plates	
✔ pay	1 wisconsinplatt	
✔ pay	1 rkt88edmo
✖  pay	1 glutnix	
   [ERR] Alas, but I have no way to parse ' pay	1 glutnix	' as a command. :(
✔ mission	1
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