Badass Dragon Scavengers of the Void - Round 9 - Emergency Broadcast

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Just in case it’ll be useful, here’s the spare change from under my couch cushions. Toss it back at me whenever you’re flush again.

@Kassandra
USE GOLD
PAY 7 rkt88edmo
BUY Attitude_Jets
BUY Attitude_Jets
BUY Parabolic_Antenna
BUY Impact_Gel
MISSION 2
MISSION 2
MISSION 2
END

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  > iotrap.donald_petersen: 0x0a1cda2fac549f071ca255acbb3014bdc0e541bb

use gold
buy attitude_jets
buy attitude_jets
buy parabolic_antenna
buy impact_gel
mission 2
mission 2
mission 2

“Roger that, donald_petersen - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”

✔ use gold
✔ pay 7 rkt88edmo
✔ buy attitude_jets
✔ buy attitude_jets
✔ buy parabolic_antenna
✔ buy impact_gel
✔ mission 2
✔ mission 2
✔ mission 2
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ssssshhh

we are trying to get a little extra funds for a

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> nagbot 0x5239437b794c8f4986a9a560e2c4e91a41cef659

    TIME REMAINING     : 0d 8h 9m
    SUBMISSION DEADLINE: 2017-03-19 19:00:00 -0400

@othermichael

“Halloooooooo! Look, I don’t want to be a pain in the waste orifice, but time’s running out and idle fees can be deadly.”

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##ZZZZZZZZ whirrrr :click: :click: whirrrrr ZZZZZZ

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#WHA- HUNH- OH MY UNWOUND SPRINGS!

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#THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!!! now thats a d**n fine cup of mechanical space-coffee oil

@KASSANDRA

BUY ATTITUDE_JETS
BUY ATTITUDE_JETS
BUY DUCT_TAPE
BUY DUCT_TAPE
BUY DUCT_TAPE
BUY DUCT_TAPE

MISSION 4
MISSION 4
MISSION 4

END

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  > iotrap.othermichael: 0xbb7ed548b483c9a04279c09fe6232261f3564683

“Roger that, othermichael! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ buy attitude_jets
✔ buy attitude_jets
✔ buy duct_tape
✔ buy duct_tape
✔ buy duct_tape
✔ buy duct_tape
✔ mission 4
✔ mission 4
✔ mission 4
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A telegram, addressed to a deceased, and now digested mamallian member, lies unclaimed on the StarFAX machine…

今天，玉田公司董事长宣布了一个雄心勃勃的新计划，代号为Kubla Khan，以满足日益增长的需求。很快，自动推进的机器人船将带到这个星球收获更多的这种珍贵和肉质的肉。该公司一直缺乏细节，但首席执行官Ming Xiaoling 承诺，该方法将提供结果。

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Are these Mag Boot haunted? I mean I washed then several times, but the still smell of fish. I keep thinking I hear Seelo barking. As if I didn’t have enough to worry about already

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Gone, But not forgotten, indeed, Princess Whiskers.

So here we have a Prigononic Level 0 Robot sweeping up Prigononic Level 1 marine invertebrates.

Yet another clear example that survival itself demands ta quest for high levers of complexity.

Seek energy. Seek Complexity. Thrive.

… and enjoy the shellfish along the way.

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“Boy oh boy, can’t wait to fire up Infinite Fun Space again. Baseline reality is so tame.”

    CURRENT STATUS:      HIBERNATION
    ORDER PROCESSING:    OFFLINE
    INCARNATION:         0x09024bfdce7f1bc73b26e1f156847c0923a0a804
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[Meanwhile, back on a private shuttle moving stealthily among the core systems]

Ms. Chaum: “Any news about a goose that lays the golden globs?”

Ms. Chum: “Encrypted pointcast suggests The Coleridge is still alive.”

Ms. Chaum: “86% of all missions fail to achieve this degree of synergy with the object.”

Ms. Chum: “And so far 100% of all missions fail to achieve any greater degree of synergy.”

Ms. Chaum: “Failure has but a single father, but success creates a thousand orphans.”

Ms. Chum: “That’s…not quite right.”

Ms. Chaum: “I’m pretty sure that’s right.”

Ms. Chum: [pinches the bridge of her nose]

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@codinghorror Please close this thread at your convenience. Thanks!