Badass Dragon Scavengers of the Void - The Wreck of the Coleridge

you expected emotional resonance… FROM A LOBSTER!

dude, we need to talk…

–Philosolobster

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Is any one picking up the noise comm channel 83…

Let me see if I can boost it…

Thank you for coming back
I’m sorry that the fabs are all blown
I fixed them here I could have sworn
These are my scavengers
Slowly being eaten away
Just another play for this round
Oh, but I’m proud of you, but I’m proud of you
Nothing left to make me feel small
Juice has left me standing so tall

[Chorus:]
Gold (gold)
Always believe in your DEF
You’ve got the power to know
You are destructible
Always believe in, that you are
Gold (gold)
Glad that you’re may just return
There’s something I could have learned
You’re so destructible, always believe in…

After hit points are gone
I hope you find a little more time
Remember we were partners in crime
It’s only two rounds ago
The seal with the suit and the face
You knew that he was there on the case
Now he’s so dead to you, he’s so dead to you
And death is like a wide open door
But you could let me lay down on the floor

[Chorus]

And death is like a wide open door
But you could let me lay down on the floor

Gold (gold)
Always believe in your DEF
You’ve got the power to know
You are destructible
Always believe in, 'cause you are
Gold (gold)
I do hope that you will return
Something I could have learned
You’re so destructible, always believe in…
(Gold)

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Ship’s Head: Online, DAMAGED

What IS that?

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Don’t mind me. Just trying on some bits and pieces I found in one of the hallways before the mission starts.

How do these claws work? Red’s not really my color, is it?

Does this make my hindquarters look plump? Because that’s the look I’m going for.

I feel like I need some lotion.

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Don’t be modest! Red is everyone’s color.

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He says before the impending battle. Red. Blood red.

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One of you guys is still “it”. And I don’t think that sounds very lucky to still be “it” before a mission. Uh-nuh.

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I believe Princess Jabbers hass been it for… a very long time, I think we can declare that he lost this round and start the next round.

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Speak for yourself, mammal.

My ichor is greenish-purple, as bodily fluids should be.

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But let’s not use that for playing tag, ok?

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Classically speaking, hydraulic fluid is amber, but the more adventurous mechanical space bananas have a purple fire-resistant fluid in what few tubes we have.

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I believe it was last round, where I also declared “no backsides,” but I’ll have to have a look.

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Before we head out on this last mission, I just want to say what a pleasure it’s been scavenging with all of you. It’s a shame we probably won’t all live - but then again, who does?

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