Badass Dragons of the Wasteland - Round Four Results!

As a wise man once said:

Except this time, y’know, we should actually take his stuff.

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Cold-blooded, man. We’re the ones headed to Mars to create a better future for humanity. At least let the droid fix that Italian glamour-skate of yours before you knock over his fruitstand.

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Hey, I’m an anarcho-syndicalist, whatcha gonna do?

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Well said. Fly your flag and carry on!

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[looks up anarcho-syndacalism]

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I’m down. I’m sure this bastard has it come same as the last one did.

There are more than enough of us to take him out. Why bother spending LP when looting works just as well. Are we worried the police will come looking for us or something?

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Except when it doesn’t. The junkyard bots are still, at this point, the only way to fix foreign cars to 100%. And they’re potentially more useful alive than dead in other ways, too. I mean, it’s not like you’ve got a shortage of LPs to spend.

But if you wanna be all loose-cannon, be my guest.

Sure about that? Last time we managed to exploit the rain to our advantage, and it still was no easy task to get to Stretch. Brute force probably won’t avail you.

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So we get our foreign cars wrenched up to 100% with new Stretch using the UAW LPs, then we raid new Stretch, steal back our LPs and whatever upgrades he has laying around.

I’m not a big one for looting the good and decent, but a robot that is just funneling our LPs to Fleetwood might as well be considered the enemy.

We know he can be blown up, that last Stretch was blown up. I’m sure we can muster a little petrol to get this party started.

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[quote=“Donald_Petersen, post:47, topic:23264”]it’s not like you’ve got a shortage of LPs to spend
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I guess that depends on what New Stretch wants to charge, doesn’t it? Let’s hear what he has to say. Hopefully this one isn’t a profiteer. That’s a career with no future.

Perhaps we could spoof the TCB link and manipulate his prices? Or perhaps showing up with Old Stretch’s head might persuade this one to be reasonable.

[ooc: I assume that the spreadsheet doesn’t yet reflect that additional money you gave Bertie and I yesterday?]

Not yet, but it will tomorrow.

Hey, everybody!!

Round Five begins here!

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I say again:

Round Five Has Finally Arrived!

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Nervous Mike - Still feeling a little woozy

I was in the Citadel, all the target shooting went quite well, I was really focused on racking up the highest score, I guess I kinda zoned out. When I came too I was driving straight ahead into the desert, just staring into the middle distance, looking but not seeing, you know the feeling, tired as shit, unable to focus. I must have been driving like this for a couple of days, at least I was smart or lucky enough to switch to SHITGO so I didn’t burn all my fuel.

During the long and boring drive back I got some flashbacks of what looked to be a basement entrance and something I can’t really describe, it looked a little like this but it was green and glowing… A horrible sight…

Sorry I wasn’t there for Mission 5, I’ll try and not get lost in the desert again…

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