Badass Dragons of the Wasteland - Round Three

On the horizon, limping back towards camp slowly, radiator steaming…

BREAK 1-9… bbum here…

static!

bbum here… does anybody copy? I found Sir Gonville with a flat tire (it had a slow leak from a bullet graze that ruptured), but while I was changing the tire raiders set upon us!

There was a glorious fire fight, you all should have witnessed! I was pinned down, but Sir Gon, engines roaring, charged into the fray! He easily dispatched one raider and deftly dodged the second!

We were out numbered, I was still pinned down… Sir Gon started driving in a large circle and the raiders fell in behind him, and a dust cloud rose over everything, caking my ride with radioactive red dirt!

Sir Gon came on the TCB and ordered me to make a run for it, and I’m ashamed to admit I didn’t argue, I just put my foot to the floor and hauled my tailgate back to camp as fast as I could…

As for Sir Gonville… I’m sorry but I don’t know…

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2Aa sounds right up my alley, as I missed out on the Naval Station last time and my mom always told me to see the world.

I’ll get some things tuned up, tweak some other things, load up some good time explosievo greeting cards and drop the hammer down.

Whoever wants to join up I know I’d be glad to have you along. I can’t carry all that stuff on a full tank of gas by myself.

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I’m looking at 2Aa. Depends on what Junior is selling that extra armor for. If it is a good price then I will probably go for aAb and take the fight directly to these guys. If I don’t go for the armor then it is most likely 2Aa for me unless someone needs an escort to get them through a particularly tough spot.

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Whoa, those new wheels of yours are fast!

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10-4 on yer 1-9 bbum.

but a 1-Niner is not an emergency call.

If you’ve got a 10-34 then you best issue a 10-20 pronto.

Standing by to roll on your 10-20, or the location of the 10-34.

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(OOC: It looks like the spreadsheet has been updated so don’t forget you can use this: http://jsfiddle.net/gwwar/9Ly8W/embedded/result/ to compare against group stats)

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OOC: You rock for putting that together.

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10-4 Junior

I may know how to read but apparently I don’t know how to Mule!

BBUM OUT

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First thing a SHITGO jockey learns how to do is 10-200.

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No harm no foul, bbum. Just ensuring that there isn’t an emergency with Sir De’Ath that we need to respond to.

over and out.

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Hi everyone,

I know things like available missions and upgrades, vehicle stats, etc. can be hard to keep track of, so from now on I’ll be keeping track of it for you!

Keep track of this telepathic link by placing it in your mind palace [bookmarks] and you’ll always have access to the latest information and relevant links without having to scroll up anywhere.

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~Clank: mood = angry~

That Stretch feller has done got on my last nerve. He’s a predator, and a conniver, and I’m purt’ sure the only part of him that really oughta bear his name is his neck, if’n ya get my drift.

Count me in for the mission to take down that cheatin’, egg-suckin’ low-life. And don’t nobody pay him a single plate for labor if you got any choice at all. I’m suspendin’ my activities with the UAW until this thing is done, I take this kinda crap personal.

All o’ my wrench work is free for everyone, until Stretch is dead, dead, DEAD.

If you’re drivin’ a car built on this continent, I can bring you up to 100% HP without no dang help from Stretch. I found me a repair manual at the Stark Skunkworks, and I’m gonna use it to everyone’s benefit.

If you’re drivin’ one o’ them furrin’ jobs, well, you’re still gonna havta deal with that snake this one last time, if’n you wanna get above 75%, but hold your nose; he’s slimier than a APC infested ShitGo that’s been left to fester in the rain and the heat.

We all still gotta get Repair Kits, and his danged DRM still works just like that weasel wants it, but this is the last time.

If I understood Cougar rightly, and thanks to that manual I found in the Skunkworks, I think I can hack Stretch’s back door without missin’ a beat. I wanna see the look on that exhaust sniffin’ bot’s face just b’fore we turn him into scrap metal.

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Clank out.

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Count me in Clank! I’ll git’em upto 75% and you can top em off, we’ll have this crew fight’n fit lick-ity-split!

unpacks his tools and starts setting up a mechanical triage unit…

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Hi Stretch.

How YOU doing?

One repair kit, 8LP? No Problem. Thanks!

Take care now!

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Agreed. I’ve got a repair kit from him for 8LP, but would very much appreciate you repairing me up to 100% by Sun-Up.

I hope I don’t have work to do in the morning, but I might.


LP sum so far
Carryover from 2: 1LP
gain from 2: 25 LP
donations: 2 LP each to Jack Knife, Dorcas, and Major (6 total)
stretch purchases: 8LP for a repair kit.

(26-6)=20.
20-8=12 LP remaining.

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Much appreciated Clank, you might just find an extra LP I had in your possession as a form of thanks.

I have a bad feeling about this Fleetwood fellow though, you take care of yourself in there.

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I don’t know about the others there Burton but use the LP you were going to give me to patch yourself up. That helps the rest of the team a hell of a lot more than the cannibal toe I would buy with it at this point.

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((I literally just did a spit-take IRL! ROFL!))

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Oh, I ain’t sleepin’ tonight, Junior, not a wink, but I’ll be fresh as a daisy, come mornin’ I promise ya.

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