Odd ride for a … what is it you do again?
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That’s a really sweet lookin’ lil’ ride you got yourself there, Bubba.
~looks at Vegemite, takes a tentative sniff, recoils in horror~
Umm, how d’you tell the difference between this Vegemite stuff and say, actual goose shit?
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~looks on, just grinning as the tale is told, keeps grinning for several seconds after the end~
I think the only thing I caught outa all that was your name; it’s Mr. Major, ain’t it?
It’s ‘bout as much fun hearin’ you talk as it is list’nin’ to a auctioneer on some ‘o that Blue Sky stuff. I ain’t got hardly no idea what you said, but it was fun hearin’ it 
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Aroma.
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For Batesy’s sake, I hope not. El Centro was postapocalyptic before there was an apocalypse. I hear even the giant scorpions give it a wide, wide berth, preferring the flavor of the poor saps in Calexico, I guess.
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Here we go again, five more vacancies for the Hell of it:
GO! GO! GO, YOU BASTARDS, GO!!!
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I would like to play:
User: jlw
character: Rip Torn Van Winkle
vehicle: 1955 Pre-A Porsche 356 Speedster
class: Scout
Favorite possession: Osculation Overthruster
@funruly Hi
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Excellent! I shall PM you the brief registration form.
And then you gotta tell us how anyone’s osculation can handle overthrusting.
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Its sort of like the Venus Butterfly.
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Hmm! Pretty cosmopolitan for our postapocalypse!
Hope you’re a fighter as well as a lover!
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It’s like being back in Savannah here. What’s with all the scouts?
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Haha don’t you worry about old Batesy, he’ll know what to do, always did, probably wired himself into a bloody autogiro! Always had something of the Peter Sellers about him, some found him a little odd, some just, well, coped I s’pose. Never too happy when crossed, I must say, really a bit reactive … volatile. I pity the bloody Scorpion that wanders into his path! Bit like that little Persian skirmish, some confusion over which Scorpions were which, so we simply did them all! Ha! No point worrying about consequences when there are none to be had, eh?!
Still, go anywhere, do anything, always up for a laugh, me - one of the lads, lady’s man too if there are any takers haha, long distance relationships preferred wink, contact me through the CO, if he’s still taking calls; where’s that bloody number again? Oh yes, yes, out of order well someone get in touch that’s the way. Bit of what you fancy.
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My favorite Girl Scout cookie. No, not the Savannah Smiles, which are sugar-dusted lemon abominations. I speak of the old Peanut Butter Sammich cookies, which I think are called Do-Si-Dos these days.
As for our Scouts, I gotta admit I was expecting more Escorts. Still, I like the direction we’re going.
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Yes yes, that’s right, just about right, nearly there, you’ve got the right idea, haha!! Carry on, carry on!
Lovely bit of kit you’ve got there, do wonders keeping the heat off your back in the middle of the day, bit like a kepi, yes lovely thing it is, ‘Dodge’ yes I rather like it, gets the point across. Fit some stuff in the back of course, always useful, keg and a band for a party, smashing stuff!
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Sign me up!
User: blckjckdavey
Character: Micky McKinley a.k.a “Sponge”
Vehicle: 1982 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
Class: Mechanic
Favorite Possessions: Swiss keychain fold up wrench. Photograph of ex-wife and daughter who were killed in the nuclear blast. “Luckily, I was repairing the inside of an old lead refrigerator at the time. I’ll never be able to fix my marriage but with a little duct tape and elbow grease I can fix just about anything else.”
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Porsche 356? Dang, you have good taste.
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Number 80338 was mine for 15 years or so.
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Groovy! You’re in. PM with registration details coming your way.
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Oh my gosh, I’m actually really impressed. That’s way up on my list of cars that I’ve always wanted. Also, the Porsche 914 (a more realistic dream).
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Hey… didn’t I see you down by the beach in San Diego after the reactors melted down?
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