Badass Space Dragon 2.0 - Registration

I’m sure you have me confused, sir.

The name’s Watford Gap. Never heard of this ‘Harlock’. But whoever he is I’m sure he wouldn’t like being called a pirate. I suspect he’s just a misunderstood legitimate businessman.

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I’ve been dragooned!

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Fine, Fine, Mr. Gap. But you don’t dress like you’re from Northhampton

Welcome aboard, good Sir!

I look forward to a mutually profitable working relationship.

-David Falkayn,
Captain of Muddlin’ Through

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I should hope not.

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Sssay… that high-tension resonance array… a quad-tone? Lookssss awfully modern.

Wouldn’t be I.C.U.P. issue, would it? Coalition forcesss aren’t ssso popular in thisss sssector.

You might want to invessst in a sssomewhat lessss Imperial color ssscheme at the next shipyard.

Jussst sssayin’.

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                           Unizone Corporation
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                        General Services Contract


* Vessel Information *

1.) Name of vessel: The USGFP Startlingly Improbable Series of Coincidences

2.) Please select the attribute that best describes your ship:
    [Sneaky, Fast, Powerful, Durable, Lucky]: 
    Superluminous

3.) Description of previous work experience in haiku:
Death stood behind us
Activate the chronosphere
Time a flat circle

*Captain Information*

4.) Full Name:  Hashtag T. Weeter

5.) Identity Class:
    [Human, Space Lizard, Space Lobster, Space Moose]
Human. Yes, that's right, he said looking around shiftily, human, he repeated forgetting he had taken the de-subvocalization pill.

6.) Are you over 20% on the cyborg spectrum (Y/N)
N

*Signing Bonus*

7.) Would you like to immediately receive your signing bonus of Ƀ.015 (Space Bits) now or would you like to wait and receive Ƀ.030 as a deferred bonus?
Deferred.

8.) How much, if any, of your signing bonus should be applied to greasing the random number generator during the character creation phase?
Enormous percentage.

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The Cosmosword:

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Pleasure to meet you, Captain Weeter. You’re the first human I’ve met to pilot a vessel perfected by the endangered Semi-Sentient Aquatic Space Lions.

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“Take us out nice and easy, Number One. Enrage!”

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Space Seals. That is clearly an ear hole, not a flap.

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  • Vessel Information *

    1.) Name of vessel:
    The ISS My Daughter Drew This (formerly The ISS Quickly Thrown Together)

    2.) Please select the attribute that best describes your ship:
    Lucky

    3.) Description of previous work experience in haiku:
    Iron Giant Cap
    Provided His Crew Starbucks
    Perished Anyway

Captain Information

4.) Full Name: 

Newlireconstructed (from some ash we found which might have been from the original Captain, or just something jettisoned from the garbage incinerator on Omicron Persei 8, we’re not really sure)

5.) Identity Class:

Human (reconstructed)

6.) Are you over 20% on the cyborg spectrum (Y/N)

Yes - some things can’t be grown in a vat, but we’re really working hard on it.

Signing Bonus
7.) Would you like to immediately receive
your signing bonus of Ƀ.015 (Space Bits) now or would you like to wait
and receive Ƀ.030 as a deferred bonus?
I probably won’t survive until the bonus disbursement phase, so, gimme!

8.) How much, if any, of your signing bonus should be applied to
greasing the random number generator during the character creation
phase?
I like my RNGs like I like my coffee - greasy. 50% please.

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+ ROOM LIGHTEN ENGAGE +

“ack! how I get here? white room hurt eyes.”

+ RECEIVE AWAKE FROM HYPERSLEEP. GREET YOU, CAPTAIN BROWF CLAMPHOOF +

“ughhh… BAMBI, you too loud”

+ REDUCE VOLUME COMMAND ACCEPT +

“space coffee now. where ship?”

+ COFFEE COMMAND ACCEPT. COSMOSWORD TWO CYCLE FROM PLACE +

“shazbot. why no wake five cycles before?”

+ COSMOSWORD TOO FAST. RECEIVE COFFEE +

slurp
“make slow speed to place. hypersleep hurt all body, want sleep, heal”

+ SPEED COMMAND ACCEPT +

zzz…

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May I recommend rerolling the highest stat on account of this drawing is just too nice?

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It is impossible to tell which way is forward. Nice riveting.

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I dated a ‘girl’ once from the Ratford nebula who looked an awful lot like your ship.

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I get that a lot… it’s these full-figured nacelles.

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+ RECEIVE WIDEBAND TRANSMISSION FROM HMS IGNOBLE CALUMNIE +

“why he no like glorious moosekind? maybe moose poop lawn?”

+ HYPOTHESIS FALSE.  NEWS ARCHIVE SHOW CAPTAIN MACMICHAEL ONLY +
+  ... RECEIVE QUOTE ... "DRUNKASS BIGOTTED PAXHOLE". +
+ RECORD SHOW HE NO LIKE ANY RACE BUT HUMAN AND LOBSTER. +
+ RECORD SHOW LOBSTER FOR HIM EAT +

“oh. BAMBI, macmichael go to same place as place?”

+ RECEIVE YES +

“shazbot”

~ Captain Browf Clamphoof of the Cosmosword ~

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Are you and the young ladies finally getting along? Can I sell you some soap?

-David Falkayn

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Here’s an outline of the Muddlin’ Through made with Sharpies.

That’s what you wanted, right?

-David Falkayn

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