Only 67 hours into registration! This is already shaping up to be one hell of a show!
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Space Pirate Captain Harlock?
Is that you?
I never thought Iâd have the pleasure of meeting you.
-David Falkayn,
captain of the Muddlinâ Through
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1HMS Gargle Blaster
2)durable
3)
Master Hoopy Frood
Did my own brain surgery
Gargle blaster NOW
4)Zaphod Bollocks Beeblebrox
5)Space Moose
6)yes
7)Deferred
8)all
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Name of Vessel: Cosmosword (Cosmo Sword, not Cosmoâs Word, thatâs another ship). A rare moosecam shot of the Cosmosword: https://www.dropbox.com/s/rn3qol7d9yfpwps/Cosmosword.jpg
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Ship is FAST.
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Haiku:
Light Speed Drive Runs Hot
Cargo of Ludicrous Size
Kill, Cosmosword, Kill!
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Captain 2nd Class Browf Clamphoof
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Space Moose
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Not classified 20% Cyborg, but coming close: 18%
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Debts to pay. Large ones. Browf wait.
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0.005 bits to spice the RNG.
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Iâm sure you have me confused, sir.
The nameâs Watford Gap. Never heard of this âHarlockâ. But whoever he is Iâm sure he wouldnât like being called a pirate. I suspect heâs just a misunderstood legitimate businessman.
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Iâve been dragooned!
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Fine, Fine, Mr. Gap. But you donât dress like youâre from Northhampton
Welcome aboard, good Sir!
I look forward to a mutually profitable working relationship.
-David Falkayn,
Captain of Muddlinâ Through
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I should hope not.
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Sssay⌠that high-tension resonance array⌠a quad-tone? Lookssss awfully modern.
Wouldnât be I.C.U.P. issue, would it? Coalition forcesss arenât ssso popular in thisss sssector.
You might want to invessst in a sssomewhat lessss Imperial color ssscheme at the next shipyard.
Jussst sssayinâ.
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Unizone Corporation
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General Services Contract
* Vessel Information *
1.) Name of vessel: The USGFP Startlingly Improbable Series of Coincidences
2.) Please select the attribute that best describes your ship:
[Sneaky, Fast, Powerful, Durable, Lucky]:
Superluminous
3.) Description of previous work experience in haiku:
Death stood behind us
Activate the chronosphere
Time a flat circle
*Captain Information*
4.) Full Name: Hashtag T. Weeter
5.) Identity Class:
[Human, Space Lizard, Space Lobster, Space Moose]
Human. Yes, that's right, he said looking around shiftily, human, he repeated forgetting he had taken the de-subvocalization pill.
6.) Are you over 20% on the cyborg spectrum (Y/N)
N
*Signing Bonus*
7.) Would you like to immediately receive your signing bonus of É.015 (Space Bits) now or would you like to wait and receive É.030 as a deferred bonus?
Deferred.
8.) How much, if any, of your signing bonus should be applied to greasing the random number generator during the character creation phase?
Enormous percentage.
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Pleasure to meet you, Captain Weeter. Youâre the first human Iâve met to pilot a vessel perfected by the endangered Semi-Sentient Aquatic Space Lions.
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âTake us out nice and easy, Number One. Enrage!â
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Space Seals. That is clearly an ear hole, not a flap.
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Vessel Information *
1.) Name of vessel:
The ISS My Daughter Drew This (formerly The ISS Quickly Thrown Together)2.) Please select the attribute that best describes your ship:
Lucky3.) Description of previous work experience in haiku:
Iron Giant Cap
Provided His Crew Starbucks
Perished Anyway
Captain Information
4.) Full Name:
Newlireconstructed (from some ash we found which might have been from the original Captain, or just something jettisoned from the garbage incinerator on Omicron Persei 8, weâre not really sure)
5.) Identity Class:
Human (reconstructed)
6.) Are you over 20% on the cyborg spectrum (Y/N)
Yes - some things canât be grown in a vat, but weâre really working hard on it.
Signing Bonus
7.) Would you like to immediately receive
your signing bonus of É.015 (Space Bits) now or would you like to wait
and receive É.030 as a deferred bonus?
I probably wonât survive until the bonus disbursement phase, so, gimme!
8.) How much, if any, of your signing bonus should be applied to
greasing the random number generator during the character creation
phase?
I like my RNGs like I like my coffee - greasy. 50% please.
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+ ROOM LIGHTEN ENGAGE +
âack! how I get here? white room hurt eyes.â
+ RECEIVE AWAKE FROM HYPERSLEEP. GREET YOU, CAPTAIN BROWF CLAMPHOOF +
âughhh⌠BAMBI, you too loudâ
+ REDUCE VOLUME COMMAND ACCEPT +
âspace coffee now. where ship?â
+ COFFEE COMMAND ACCEPT. COSMOSWORD TWO CYCLE FROM PLACE +
âshazbot. why no wake five cycles before?â
+ COSMOSWORD TOO FAST. RECEIVE COFFEE +
slurp
âmake slow speed to place. hypersleep hurt all body, want sleep, healâ
+ SPEED COMMAND ACCEPT +
zzzâŚ
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May I recommend rerolling the highest stat on account of this drawing is just too nice?
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It is impossible to tell which way is forward. Nice riveting.
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I dated a âgirlâ once from the Ratford nebula who looked an awful lot like your ship.
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