Name of ship: Audacious Blip
Attribute that best describes your ship: fast
Description of previous work experience:
kessel run in twelve
parsecs are distance not time
solo a piker
Captain’s name: Natasha Fatale
Identity Class: Space Moose
20% cyborg? No
Bonus: Deferred
RNG Greasing: n/a
Sharpie sketch to follow.
I am officially stating an interest.
I will totally watch Natasha Fatale: Space Moose. Somebody commission that show now.
Question: are you able to repair foreign spaceships?
Dollink, Natasha does not repair anytink, she breaks tinks, mostly speed limits.
And my heart! Arr!
A regular Bors Bananov, I see.
I know of him and his reputation. Some girls are easier on the rebound.
For that matter, where’s @penguinchris ? Are we to fly all the way to Andromeda’s Asshole and back without his pixel art?
I think not.
It’s really a lot closer to the the mole on her left hip…
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Unizone Corporation
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General Services Contract
* Vessel Information *
1.) Name of vessel:__PLEIADES_360_______
2.) Please select the attribute that best describes your ship:
[X] Sneaky, Fast, Powerful, Durable, Lucky
3.) Description of previous work experience in haiku:
FIVE YEARS LONE DRIFTING
FROM MARS COLONY, THE KID…
THE LAST DESCENDANT
*Captain Information*
4.) Full Name:__PHUONG_N.__________
5.) Identity Class:
[X]Human, Space Lizard, Space Lobster, Space Moose
6.) Are you over 20% on the cyborg spectrum (Y/N) — Y
*Signing Bonus*
7.) Would you like to immediately receive your signing bonus of Ƀ.015 (Space Bits) now or would you like to wait and receive Ƀ.030 as a deferred bonus? — DEFER
8.) How much, if any, of your signing bonus should be applied to greasing the random number generator during the character creation phase? - WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? COMPUTERS DON'T REQUIRE LUBRICATION...?
By submitting this application document to the Unizone Corporation, you agree to serve faithfully under the Terms and Conditions of our Endless User License Agreement. -- AGREEDGood to see it’s been cornered.
On it!
Ping. @CaptainPedge @agies @sam @SamSam @wintermute @cha0tic @newliminted @zogstrip @Agfish @Palomeque
I’d love to see @glennf play too, but the combination of he and Donald would likely violate several pan-galactic treaties on the conservation of ascii.
How about @Spacekatgal?
I do not know that @GlennF has time to do anything but retweet stuff. He is busy curating ALL OF TWITTER for those of us who follow.
1.) Name of vessel: Scrumpert
2.) Ship Attribute: Lucky
3.) Quantum drive repair / No collapsing wave functions / Free air freshener.
4.) Nollie Underflip
5.) Space Lizard
6.) Are you over 20% on the cyborg spectrum: Yes
7.) Bonus now
8.) 100%
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Unizone Corporation
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General Services Contract
Vessel Information *
1.) Name of vessel: The Somewhat Broken Heart
2.) Please select the attribute that best describes your ship; Lucky
3.) Description of previous work experience in haiku:
Sss-sss-sss-ss-ss,
Sss-ss-sss ss-ss sss sss:
Sss sss-sss ss-ssss.
Captain Information
4.) Full Name: Quirky Kumquat
5.) Identity Class: Space Lizard
6.) Are you over 20% on the cyborg spectrum: **NO**
Signing Bonus
7.) Would you like to immediately receive your signing bonus of Ƀ.015 (Space Bits) now or would you like to wait and receive Ƀ.030 as a deferred bonus? **DEFER BONUS**
8.) How much, if any, of your signing bonus should be applied to greasing the random number generator during the character creation phase? 100%
By submitting this application document to the Unizone Corporation, you agree to serve faithfully under the Terms and Conditions of our Endless User License Agreement.
