Badass Space Dragon - Duck's Pond

[OtherMichael]

Why not both?

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[Glutnix]

let loose change the dimes of war

[patrace]

[Cookie Monster Twiddle Finger Gif]

Update from GM land: Should have things wrapped up in a couple of days. Submissions for Player Choice Awards are due today. Thank you.

[anon73629133]

Ella: Where you off to now, Mackey?

Milton: I’ve got some Sandfish-flavoured™ Hot-Pockets™ to deliver to Mars.

Ella: MARS?! Isn’t that out in the middle of nowhere? You’ll not see a lot of shipping out there, Mackey.

Milton: I think my work is done out here.

And please,

The name’s Milton.

[uphill]

Captain Information - Postscript

A tiny messenger drone hovers into Duck’s. Slightly blackened around the edges and sparking intermittently, it’s clear this drone has seen some heavy action.

Scanning the room, the drone identifies it’s intended recipient and heads straight towards Duck.

*BZZT* MESSAGE FOR DUCK THE BAR MOOSE. AUDIO BEGINS AT THE TONE. BEEEEEEEP.

Duck, it’s Information. The Say Monkey has taken a big hit and there’s not much of her left. We’re probably not coming back this time. Anyway, I’m sending you this drone with my novelty bow tie. It should be worth enough to cover my bar tab and, if there’s anything left over, buy a round of drinks for the captains who make it. One last thing, it’s critical that yo-

*BZZT* AUDIO ENDS. HERE'S YOUR PACKAGE. HAVE A NICE DAY.