Balloon Boy is in a metal band. Here's a song about his adventure


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#2

You mean the “adventure” that never happened?


#3

Come now… how many of us have been adventurous enough to ralph on the set of Good Morning America?


#4

Oy vey. I couldn’t take more than a minute of that.

I can’t tell if this is his own idea or was instigated by his dad again.

This kid is going to be a test subject for seeing how one grows up under constant media (and social media) scrutiny.


#5

The poor kid’s dad has to be behind this too.

And this might be worse.


#6

It’s absolutely the dad’s instigation. Just, wow.


#7

Is it metal if it’s adorable?


#8

Falcon and the Luck Dragons perform “Never Ending Song”.


#9

Agree. If the kid actually was into metal, he would not do such a terrible impression of it.


#10

Constant? One stunt when he’s in first grade, and another when he’s in middle school? He’s not exactly Shirley Temple yet, is he?


#11

OK, fair enough, but this isn’t the first time I’ve heard about him since the original balloon stunt, they’ve been pushing this metal band thing for a while now.


#12

a metal band, or a hair band?


#13

I am so out of touch with the important things in life.


#14

Man, you’re good. I only got 0:27 into it. Had to stop after his very not-metal voice “Shift hits the fan”… Can’t say “shit”? WTF kind of “metal” is this?


#15

Actually, the only time I’ve seen the show is when I’ve been home sick, so I’ve done that through the power of primitive VR.


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