It’s not hard to see that this will penetrate the fashion world from behind.
At first glance, I thought these were designed by VERA WANG!
- Krusty the Clown
More like Dick Owens, am I right?
What a relief! I thought I was pre-shrunk.
I occasionally see guys wearing pants so tight I can tell what their religion is, but now…
Wouldn’t the British call this a cockup?
I was in the front row, having a snack of of spotted dick, when suddenly…
So basically… Shirtcocking has finally reached the fashion world.
At least their cocks distract from their creepy, sullen expressions.
This year’s “weird uncle” look.
This is what you do when your post-apocolyptic vision of fashion turns out f’ugly…
Is that a gun in your pocket or … oh. Nevermind.
“You know I love a simply tiny, little gesture that packs the wallop.”
That’s harsh, man.
It’s not exactly a concealed carry.
It’s just a pubicity stunt.
(that’s not a spelling mistake)