Be careful when spelling the word "Coconut"

[codinghorror]

http://blog.codinghorror.com/obscenity-filters-bad-idea-or-incredibly-intercoursing-bad-idea/

[TobinL]

I’ve got a lovely pair of co…ohwait, nevermind.

[LDoBe]

for some reason, I always type out “have” as “ahav”. At least that’s what happens when I’m rapidly typing. I think there’s something weird with my left pinkie. Got wired up wrong. Most times I start a word that has “ha” at the beginning it ends up with extra "A"s in it.

Alsoe when I’me not paying attentione I end up putting silente "E"s on everythinge. In high school English, I just played it off as “being Shakespearean”.

[Donald_Petersen]

My official job title is “Associate Producer” which I spell out even on very tiny fields on my timecards because I can’t bear to self-identify as an Ass Prod.

[daneel]

And yet you’re happy with Ass Drag?

[Donald_Petersen]

Cumpleatly.

[NickSay]

None of you ever found “cocknut juice” on the menu?

(Thank you forever for that, King’s Noodle)