Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/08/23/breasts-arent-boobs-or.html
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To Hell with millennials! They can’t kill Zappa.
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These words are all vulgar and should not be used.
Instead say, “bewbs”.
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Eh… “tits” is kinda hot."Titties"is kinda silly. None of the proposed replacements are any better.
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I’m lost, again.
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Instantly I think of Jeff from Coupling.
Jeff: Maybe you’ve fallen into a relationship thing.
Steve: Thing? Yet you have 8000 words for breasts.
Jeff: And counting.
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Woah woah woah.
Shouldnt it honestly be up to the person with the breasts in question to decide this?
Or do you mean in general pop culture?
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It’s all that being high right now.
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(I was joking… Obviously, ‘bewbs’ is no different)
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Yeah… this thread totally isn’t gonna end badly, or anything…
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Have faith in everyone’s inner 12 yr old…oh who am I kidding. It’s going to end horribly I am sure.
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How else are you supposed to get through real or assumed social media filters other than misspelling it?
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Since we are posting boob songs, how about Lords of Acid?
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Some time ago I noticed that almost any noun can be inferred to mean breasts, so long as it is in the plural and said with a leer (as in “Nice ______ !”)
Try it, you’ll see it’s true. The English language is pretty flexible.
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They’re called dirtypillows
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Or gazongas.
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I’m with Carlin. They sound like a snack food.
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Sweater puppies,
Chesticles
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I read this and for some reason thought of the old argument of “Trekkies” vs “Trekkers”.
So, “Titters”, then.
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